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Before you tell someone a racist joke, please be aware that there may be people of all races hearing you. (self.Jokes)

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How many British Columbians does it take to change a light bulb? (self.Jokes)

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If you have a Navy, why do you need a Coast Guard? (self.dadjokes)

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What do lawyers wear to court? (self.dadjokes)

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If someone says: "I hate abortions but if you want to abort that' s perfectly fine. your body, your choice", what is he? by Vunnie2 in polls

[–]prlugo4162 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would be surprised to learn that the majority of women who have had abortions hate abortion. Unplanned pregnancy is a very life-altering event.

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I accidentally dropped my budget into the paper shredder. (self.dadjokes)

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What did my hot dog bun say when it fell into the fire? (self.dadjokes)

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Freaking Boo is right. (i.redd.it)

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How do you get 100 math teachers into a room in which only 99 fit? (self.dadjokes)

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I was visited by insects from the future. (self.dadjokes)

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I watched a documentary about people who vaccuum their donkeys. (self.dadjokes)

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How long should my wife be on prednisone? (self.AskDocs)

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A straw has exactly one hole. by overthinkingit91 in Showerthoughts

[–]prlugo4162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are basically straws.

App not working by anajay8 in chimefinancial

[–]prlugo4162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said they would be working on the app until 3am PST.

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This year's cross-Europe bicycle race was canceled after Finland announced a boycott. (self.Jokes)

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Possible variation on the Drake meme format? (i.redd.it)

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What’s the worst part of having a dick? by GloomyWoodpecker9386 in AskReddit

[–]prlugo4162 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It gets hard sometimes... really hard.

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What do you call a hippie who makes clay implements? (self.dadjokes)

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Sei for always (i.redd.it)

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Así comienzan la peleas (i.redd.it)

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I worked really hard on a party to blend my Mexican and Norwegian heritage, but in the end it was just a big disappointment. by NedRyerson_Insurance in dadjokes

[–]prlugo4162 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disappointment? Norway, José!

SpotMe Boosts Megathread 🚀 by ChimeFinancial in chimefinancial

[–]prlugo4162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$willgo62 - still have 3 to send

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Collect buckets of shit and then complain about the stench (i.redd.it)

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At least I remember something from school. (i.redd.it)

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Proctologist here by ricecrackerdude in memes

[–]prlugo4162 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lazy bastard here.

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