Fuck Bash Back! 23

Let me get this straight…

Y’all are mad because you don’t want to wake up early because you think that being up early is something working people do so you stay up late because that’s what anti-work people do. So you are still operating from an association of work with when sleeping makes sense. You think somehow aggressively macing a voluntary event makes sense because you think the schedule should be different, or even not even real and just a diversion from basic bitch crimes.l you romanticize. Somehow you think squatting and administrating housing distribution are opposed to each other which is totally just your assumption and totally could be compatible if the evil committee also inventoried abandoned houses that were good places to squat, something squatters actually have done in the past. Half of your antics are basically just variations on displaying your genitals in a sexual context cause that’s totally against civilization to always think nudity as a sexual thing.

This isn’t nihilism it’s just the inversion of some shit. Fucking lame.

Okay, so I guess this person didn't like the conference...

wait, this isn't satire?

*chihuahua barking behind glass door*

Thank god there’s faggots resisting levelheadedness

This is like the inverse of the dreaded "tenderqueer" - just as annoying and pigheaded though.

Some day you might be middle aged

Writing this long ass post just to say "ima still go next time tho" ... The discussions and shit were not mandatory no one woulda stopped ya if you just showed up to the orgies smashed up some shit and left lol. Or just host another event?

how stupid. sure, some of the anger and criticisms seem real, but fuck, what infantile crap, not to mention authoritarian. is anyone really still pushing the action vs thinking bullshit. i guess so. was this written in their parent’s basement?

I feel like the "middle age organizers" probably know a thing or two more than the idiots who wrote this trash.
The current wave of nihilist insurrectionary anarchy and that milleau are a dead end.
Long live "tiqqunism" and "middle age organizers"

Just another good ol' non-sectarian news item

this isnt nihilism its actually stalinism

you arent anarchists actually you are the authoritarians

I wonder what suburb the author lives in.
Genitals and graffiti is kewl!
Gender queer mafia, bro!
We are tOotally nihilists, bro. We believe in nothing except for all the things we just wrote about

How is this anarchist news?

I can't believe i just read all that.

White people sure do have a lot of time on their hands.

cannot wrap my mind around all of the middle-aged tiqqunist, civ-cucked, organization & centralization enjoyers seething over some good-old rowdy queers making a racket by rightfully criticizing the crazy tenderqueer co-opting shit that went down at bb23. lighten up a bit! these ppl are having fun, and so should you

So you can see how liberal ID pols makes all kinds of petty turf wars on matter that are so unrelated to anarchy...

Anarchism is not a sexual identity or preference, dudes, no matter how hard you try. That's like when the DSA ('member the DSA?) tried to scoop up anarchoid college kid types to their glorious agenda. Like fuck off with your reformist shit, alright? That's got nothing to do with being autonomous or just Being in itself.

We Contemptuous are tired of these ID pol temper tantrum screeds. In the dark future where we Contemptuous run wild our teeth and claws will do the communicating. There are no rad meetups or golf course orgies that can contain our feral contemptuousness!

The convergence had workshops, yes, I wouldn't call them academic, they were on knife fighting, striking/grappling, therapy, a talk by queer militants, a talk about youth crews squatting the woods and fighting/assasinating Nazis and sabotaging infrastructure, a talk about being against the internet and technological domination, and plenty of other cool talks, you didn't have to go to any of it, you didn't have to go to the strategy sessions(which I barely knew was happening)? If all you want is orgies and action, then do that, help make that happen, hell, I would love to help make that happen. I think it's true that I wanted more orgies and more action.
You're mad because people rented venues?

Anyways, I agree with "schedule less shit and I only want orgies and action, but if people want to go sit in a workshop in the meantime, I just wont?

Here's a tip for you "knife fighting" enthusiasts.

1. Nearly all knife attacks will not be a "knife fight". Most of the time you will never see the knife until it is plunging in and out of your body.

If anybody it teaching you to handle a knife attack by pulling out your own knife and getting into a duel then you should ignore everything that person has to say.

Create distance, use your surroundings. Use chairs, tables, parked cars, other objects to separate you from the attacker. Shoot the fucker if you have a gun.

Failing those options, control the attacking hand/wrist/blade that is holding the knife with BOTH your hands and get off center/out of the way of the sharp point part. Your two hands and arms versus their one. Look up the Russian 2-on-1. Use your forehead to smash their squishy face. Use your knees to smash their body. Do not let go of their wrist/hand holding the knife. Rag doll themas much as you can. Attack their elbow with your chest and body weight. Be the aggressor.

You will get cut and stabbed 100% of the time and it'll be awful. The aim is to survive.
Always control the distance.
Train this stuff with a friend at full speed with them using a shock knife or paint marker or sharpie.
Train it every day. See how often you don't "die."
Avoid knives.
Avoid people who carry knives.
Avoid places with people who carry knives.
Avoid people.

Knives hurt. Like, a lot.

Pooping in bags in not enjoyable.

This post is silly!

Maybe my troll senses aren't active but nobody is taking this seriously right? This is what we like to call in the land before the internet, an inside joke. You can even have jokes with honesty and critique thrown in!

What happened to us?