John W. Nichols is the man who signed Filing 44 of Moody et al v. Robinhood Financial, LLC et al on April 2, 2021. Sign here, and here, and here...

Someone else can explain exactly what that means as I do not have a wrinkly brain for law stuff (only butt stuff).

And what business does John W. Nichols have signing anything? Who does he think he is?

He probably thinks he's the Clerk of the United States Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation, but that's only because he is the Clerk of the United States Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation. Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants clerk man

As evidence of the connection between Clerk of the United States Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation John W. Nichols and Kenny "the most unsophisticated man in Chicago" Griffin, the original post (aka the post within the post within this post, cue Inception score...) contains this image:

From where does this image derive? Who is the smiling man in the red necktie, whose eyes seem to be perpetually 85% closed, being lovingly squeezed (the squeeze hasn't squoze, by the way) by our boy Kenny Mayo, a man incapable of blinking? Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas, rat to Romans while Jesus slept? *Wu-Tang is forever. Wu-Tang is for the children.*

Well, it seems that image comes from this website: Scroll to the bottom

Well, well, well...our old friend John [middle initial missing] Nichols, the rat bastard who facilitated the transfer of all 35 cases in the Robinhood lawsuit to the hands of a favorable judge. Case closed...or is it?

A little digging indicates John D. (which is an entirely different letter than W) Nichols and his wife are ardent supporters of the arts in Chicago, including but not limited to: the Art Institute of Chicago and the School of the Art Institute of Chicago (SAIC). Wanna really get inside philanthropy? Click here. He's also the former CEO of Illinois Tool Works.

There's even a Nichols Board of Trustees Suite at the Art Institute of Chicago. But there is no Nichols on the Board of Trustees at AIC.

So John "The Tool Man" Nichols (pry open your third eye with even more Tool...), the man pictured with KG, seems to be a different human being than John "I'm the Clerk of the United States Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation" Nichols.

Now...

The U.S. justice system is terribly broken.

The end result of Moody et al v. Robinhood Financial, LLC et al was in no way just or fair.

Ken Griffin is an unsophisticated douche.

But...

We must continue to maintain a healthy degree of skepticism (without becoming an angry mob that downvotes and cries "SHILL!!!!" at everything that doesn't confirm our rock hard bias) so as to not fall victim to misinformation.

I love this sub and most of you argh-tards in it.

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*I should add: I do not believe u/Futurecatman was trying to intentionally mislead anyone. I suspect he saw a connection between one Kenny G and one J Nichols and got a little overzealous. It happens to the best of us.*

Edit: Strangely, a prior DD on Stevie A. Cohen of Point72 is getting downvoted right now…