Today my boyfriend told me he no longer followed Megan Thee Stallion anymore because her new Flamin’ Hot Cheetos collab is…devil worship.

I know, I know. It’s 2023. Who’s still on the illuminati kick? How did things get this far in our relationship? I was blindsided by his hotep assertion. He was dead ass. He got increasingly angry because I wasn’t taking him serious. He said I wouldn’t understand because I don’t do my research.

Y’all I am so turned off by this. I know it’s petty but it’s bothering me so bad 😂.

Update

He apologized for being irrational. I don’t know if that means he feels silly about believing that bs that he probably saw on a Reel or Shaderoom comment, but imma just keep my 3rd eye on him in the meantime and take that as a win.