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when you were sick or we may have met in a deli - I hang around near the cottage cheese. Iโm here to explain, what Grumbling Mustard means and to clear up many other issues besides for the confused, the frightened and the lonely all over the US.
My Proof: https://twitter.com/thedylanmoran/status/910215882462289920
A big THANK YOU to everyone who submitted questions and a small one to those who didn't. I'm off to begin the Grumbling Mustard Tour here in the US starting... Today. Better Hurry.
DATE Saturday 2nd September 2023
LOCATION Manchester Arena, Manchester, United Kingdom
TELEVISION Sky Box Office (UK), ESPN+ (USA), Kayo PPV (Australia), TSN+ (Canada)
TIME 7pm (Manchester), 11am (LA), 2pm (NYC), 4am Saturday (Sydney)
Main event expected to start 4 hours after times listed above
Liam Smith | vs | Chris Eubank Jr |
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33(20)-3-1 | RECORD | 32(23)-3-0 |
35 | AGE | 33 |
5'9.5" | HEIGHT | 5'11" |
160 lbs | WEIGHT | 159.25 lbs |
Orthodox | STANCE | Orthodox |
Liverpool, UK | HOMETOWN | Brighton, UK |
4(4)-1-0 | LAST FIVE | 4(2)-1-0 |
Frazer Clarke | vs | Dave Allen |
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7(5)-0-0 | RECORD | 21(18)-5-2 |
32 | AGE | 31 |
6'6" | HEIGHT | 6'3" |
270 lbs | WEIGHT | 257 lbs |
Orthodox | STANCE | Orthodox |
Burton-on-Trent, UK | HOMETOWN | Doncaster, UK |
5(4)-0-0 | LAST FIVE | 4(4)-1-0 |
Adam Azim | vs | Aram Faniian |
---|---|---|
8(6)-0-0 | RECORD | 23(5)-1-0 |
21 | AGE | 26 |
5'10" | HEIGHT | 5'11" |
139 lbs | WEIGHT | 139 lbs |
Orthodox | STANCE | Orthodox |
Slough, UK | HOMETOWN | Bovari, Ukraine |
5(4)-0-0 | LAST FIVE | 5(3)-0-0 |
Florian Marku | vs | Dylan Moran |
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13(8)-0-1 | RECORD | 18(8)-2-0 |
30 | AGE | 28 |
5'8.5" | HEIGHT | 5'11" |
146.25 lbs | WEIGHT | 145 lbs |
Southpaw | STANCE | Southpaw |
Lushnje, Albania | HOMETOWN | Waterford, Ireland |
5(2)-0-0 | LAST FIVE | 4(2)-1-0 |
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Mark Heffron vs Jack Cullen
Mikaela Mayer vs Silvia Bortot
Lauren Price vs Lolita Muzeya
Frankie Stringer vs Engel Gomez
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After a lacklustre undercard, weโre finally ready for the main event. I really canโt see a different outcome to last time, but letโs find out. Eubank tags the body. They trade lefts. Eubank catches Smith with a short right as he comes in. Great jab from Eubank. Eubank to the body. Smith has barely thrown. They clinch, and Smith lands to the body. Eubank is boxing far, far smarter than he did last time.
Eubank 10-9 Smith
Jab from Eubank. Eubank to the body. Left hook to the head from the Brighton man. Eubank with a combination. Double jab Eubank. Eubank jabs to the body. This is not the fight I was expecting. Smith is down, but itโs not a knockdown.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 20-18 Smith
Eubank with a left. This has turned into a scrap on the inside. Eubank gets off a few shots with some getting through. Right uppercut from Chris Eubank Jr. Hard jab from Eubank to punctuate the round.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 30-27 Smith
What has Smith got up his sleeve here? Eubank starts the round with a combination. Big uppercut from Eubank, AND SMITH IS DOWN! Heโs straight up, and the referee is giving him a break to put his gumshield back in. I did not see this coming. Eubank jabs to the body. Eubank with another uppercut. Smith is still not all there. Hard job from Eubank. Vicious combination from Eubank. Eubank to the body. Smith almost looks as if heโs fighting scared here: a reversal of the last fight.
Eubank 10-8 Smith - Eubank 40-35 Smith
Whatever happens in this fight, Chris Eubank, Jrโs stock has risen. I donโt think many people thought he would control it as he has so far. Eubank lands, a short right with Smith coming in. And itโs hurt the Liverpool fighter. Eubank gets his man on the ropes, and he is throwing everything at him. But has he punched himself out? Smith seems to be over the worst. Two uppercuts from Eubank are followed by a left hook to the temple. Smith lands to the body. Eubank jabs.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 50-44 Smith
Will Eubank regret the energy he expended looking for a knockout in the last round? Letโs see. Hard jab from Eubank. CEJ opens up with a combination. Uppercut from Chris Eubank Jr. Hard jab Eubank. Smith lands to the body, but he gets countered. Hard jab through the guard from Eubank. Eubank lands to the body. Hard jab Eubank. Smith lands a right. Smith is backing off. Heโs allowing Eubank to conserve his energy and pick his shots. Smith may have landed an uppercut on the bell.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 60-53 Smith
I have Smith needing a knockout or at least a couple of knockdowns. I donโt think many people will have a different scorecard to mine. Hard jab Eubank. Left hook to the body from Eubank. Eubank jabs. Check left hook from CEJ. Smith has barely thrown this round. Or the last. Body shot hurts Smith. Light left hook sends Smith a couple of steps back. Hard jab again from Eubank. The right hand from Eubank looks to have hurt Smith again.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 70-62 Smith
Eubank beating his man to the punch again. Eubank tapping away, picking up points. Soft combination lands from Eubank. Heโs not done any damage this round, but at least heโs scoring. Smith has barely thrown a punch. Hard left to the rib cage from Eubank. CEJ catches his man on the way in. Smith finally lands to the head. Now Smith lands to the body.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 80-71 Smith
Eubank starts the round with a jab. Eubank with a combination. Eubank lands multiple shots to the body, but he is caught on the counter to the side of the head. Nice jab from Eubank. Soft jab to the body from Eubank. This has been an utterly dominant performance. Eubank opens up and sends Smith back about five steps. Big uppercut from Eubank. Another big shot from Eubank has Smith looking shellshocked.
Eubank 10-9 Smith - Eubank 90-80 Smith
Eubank with a short left hook counter. Eubank sends Smith staggering back across the ring. Smith looks like he might be ready to go. Eubank unleashes everything with Smith on the ropes. SMITH IS DOWN AGAIN! HEโS HURT, BUT HEโS UP ON 8. Weโre back on, but Eubank is all over him again AND THE REFEREE HAS CALLED IT OFF! THAT SEEMED PREMATURE, BUT EUBANK DESERVES THE STOPPAGE WIN! Wow. Hats off to Chris Eubank Jr.
I, Dylan Moran, have returned. Or you have. Either way, weโre doing this shit again.
The Grumbling Mustard Tour returns to the US Mar 13-27. All shows and tickets at http://www.dylanmoran.com/wandering
My Proof: https://imgur.com/a/wsh8j
Thanks for everyone's questions today - its now time for me to figure out what to do with this loaf bread in a snow storm.