FINAL EDIT: Thanks everyone! These questions were so fun and thoughtful. I appreciate all the love (feels like I spent the day with friends which feels so nice). Hope to do another one of these soon. If you'd like to get my book (You Can't Be Serious), you can order it at your local bookstore, Amazon, or any of the great booksellers linked here. Thanks for making me smile today. :)

Yo! I’m Kal Penn, actor, writer, producer, sometimes college instructor, former White House aide, and author of YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS (a memoir in which I share some hopefully-funny, awkward, maybe consequential stories about life as the son of immigrants growing up in New Jersey. I’ve worked as a farmhand and telemarketer before becoming an actor who smoked fake weed with a fake president of the United States before serving the country and advising a real one.) AMA! Proof: https://imgur.com/a/tzesjBK