My SFL calls me over to help with a customer question tonight. Customer is male, 40a or 50s, some teeth, dirty tshirt that rides up on his belly, stained shorts and flip flops.
Customer: Do you got any of that A P whatever stuff?
Me: What is it for?
Customer: For a man's peter.
Me, keeping a straight face: What does it do for your peter?
Customer: It makes it feel better.
Me, still straight faced: Feel better how?
Customer: So it don't hurt when you whiz.
Me: Takes customer to AZO tablets in vitamin aisle. Is this what you mean?
Customer: Yep, thank you. Now my peter won't burn no more.
. . . . All in a day's work. .
The craziness, I'll tell you. Some customer guy asked me at work last night while I was sweeping if we sell "stuff that you put on your dick that makes your dick delay in cumming." I was like to myself, "Wow." I then said whatever is on the shelf is all we have and I walked away. I found out later a product that the guy showed me and asked me about was missing from the shelf after I noticed him pacing through the store back and forth as I was sweeping. I told my manager. He checked the camera and saw the guy on it walking out with several items. sigh He said he saw him quickly leave the store after I turned into another aisle. How creepy and disgusting. Smh.
I’m a 16F csa and I did a closing shift today and was followed home. He had a hoodie and what seemed to be a face covering mask and was walking behind me. I heard a twig snap as I walking in a woodsy ish area on my route to home, so I turned around thinking it might be a large animal and I saw him instead. I started running as fast as a I could and luckily I was close to my house, my mom was outside waiting for me and saw me running and the man behind me and yelled my name. Once he saw my mom he stopped following me. I ran to my mom and we stood on the porch to see where he’d go and he walked out of my house complex meaning he didn’t even live there and was definitely following me for sinister reasons. Advice and thoughts? I’m just scared I’m being stalked. Cause I swear when I was walking I saw no one around. It was dead outside. it wasn’t until I turned around. Also how do they know when I get out of work and my route. Help pls
