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[–]Tapirium 2140 points2141 points  (25 children)

"Bite your ankles, I must"

[–]Limp_Razzmatazz7906 748 points749 points  (15 children)

Skill issue you have

[–]discerningpervert 448 points449 points  (12 children)

"Judge me by my size, do you?"

[–]Yodamanjaro 258 points259 points  (11 children)

Bag your T, I will.

[–]Embarrassed-Play-889PC 77 points78 points  (10 children)

Crush your body, I will

[–]No-Whereas202 90 points91 points  (7 children)

Fuck your mom, I will

[–]Embarrassed-Play-889PC 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Not if I give you Ketamine first

[–]Jeklah 16 points17 points  (3 children)

😂 I swear ketamine is everywhere these days, he typed out on his phone while doing bumps on the bus on the way home from work.

[–]tendaga 5 points6 points  (2 children)

*As, into a group of small school children, he plowed while doing bumps of K in his 96 Honda civic, he was.

[–]demon_ix 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Some day, when you are older, you could be hit by a boulder.

While you're lying there yelling "Come help me, please!" the seagulls... Poke your knees.

[–]Duckyass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

STOP IT NOW

[–]DJheddo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now i have to go back and listen to this.

[–]PangeanPrawn 18 points19 points  (2 children)

"Bite your kneecaps off, I'll"

[–]SexualRexPC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"fucking doing this wrong, you're."

[–]X_O_Z 1263 points1264 points  (32 children)

Chief you may be, but master you are not.

[–]FormerlyDuck 385 points386 points  (25 children)

This is outrageous, it's unfair! How can you be a Chief, and not be a Master?

[–]RoliPoliOliOli 66 points67 points  (13 children)

His finger is on the trigger

[–]TheIJDGuy 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Minor weapon mistake. Master position denied.

[–]YeeBoi_exe 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Thats not really a minor mistake tbh, its one of the first things that they teach about gun safety

[–]Omegalazarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His mjolnir armor has locked his finger position so it's fine.

[–]TheKappaOverlord 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Its actually safer for a spartan to keep his finger locked on the trigger at all times due to the extremely advanced reaction time spartans have with Mjolnir enhancements.

Spartans are fully capable of assessing situations in fractions of a second because thats how fast their brains are processing information. So a spartan turning would basically fully comprehend whether or not you need a lead shower long before his body has even begun the process of raising his weapon.

Spartans afaik tend to practice human gun safety outside of the Mjolnir armor though, but this is because Spartans have kind of adapted an addiction to the armors augmentations in order to "remain in full control" of their faculties.

[–]Green_Cartographer84 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this lore? Because let's be serious if he can process information and move that quickly he can move his finger the extra 2cm to be on the trigger in plenty of time.

[–]TheKappaOverlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inside Mjlonir yes. Its more or less lore that their reaction + processing time is that fast. The chemical and hormonal augmentations improve their base reaction time to be up to 5x faster then a baseline human. MJLONIR in all senses of the word is designed around multiplying that already ridiculously high sum

Its so fast when inside the suit that its extremely difficult to measure.

move that quickly he can move his finger the extra 2cm to be on the trigger in plenty of time.

shrug

[–]CrimsonReaper96 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It doesn't matter what their pay grade is and what their job in the military is I still wouldn't allow anyone to have poor trigger discipline in the same platoon that I am in regardless of whether or not the weapon safety is on. It doesn't matter how fast their brain works compared to anyone else and how fast they can physically move due to the fact that nobody can out run a bullet. Also armor can only do so much before it becomes unusable due damage.

[–]HamshanksCPS 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Yeah, for an elite super soldier he really has terrible trigger discipline.

[–]TheKappaOverlord 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Terrible trigger discipline but hardly not understandable.

Basically every waking moment for like 70% of his life has just been shit jumping out of the wood work and shooting at him.

Spartans have such advanced muscle memory and reaction times though that the concept of Trigger discipline isn't precisely a necessary thing with them. Because by the time their faceplate is fully facing you, they already fully know whether or not you are a threat.

[–]phaciprocity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah he's just shooting at a banshee

[–]signofthecross17 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Take a seat, young chief.

[–]SAMAS_zero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Young Petty Officer

[–]agarwaen117 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Don’t be Petty, Chief. That’s a Navy thing.

[–]GawainSolus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chief is Navy heh

[–]Waffle_Otter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We give you the right to be on this Jedi council, however we do not grant you the rank of master chief

[–]mistie15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now you make me wish OP had said Master Yoda in the title too, for the symmetry.

[–]c7hu1hu 485 points486 points  (24 children)

If these two were in the same movie/game/whatever, Yoda would 100% ride into battle on MC's shoulder and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[–]GalacticArmory[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Now I've got to make a little hook handed yoda for carrying on your back

[–]Ask_if_im_an_alien 35 points36 points  (2 children)

MASTER BLASTER

[–]StudedRoughrider 21 points22 points  (1 child)

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN

[–]tunamelts2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BARTERTOWN, I RUN

[–]HamshanksCPS 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Grand Master Yoda jumped on Master Chief's back, "Finish the fight, we must" he said while igniting his lightsaber. Chief took a second to marvel at the emerald blade, more simple yet also more elegant than the energy swords of the Covenant, before taking off toward the enemy Covenant. He dodged the plasma bolts shot at him while returning fire, but miscalculated one step and saw a plasma bolt coming directly at him. He readied himself to take the shot as a sudden surprise came over him. His companion's weapon hit the plasma bolt and deflected it back at their attackers, he pressed forward.

As the Chief ran forward, his new ally deflected all of the incoming projectiles, leaving a clear path for him to sprint full speed. Master Chief had superhuman reflexes, but even he couldn't keep up with the tiny, green alien's speed. One by one, their attackers fell to Chief's gun and their own fire deflected back at them.

The remaining forces consisted of two Elites, four Jackals, and a handful of Grunts, which they disposed of with ease. The two warriors looked at each other with respect as they went to put their weapons away, until they heard booming footsteps from the other side of the hill they were on. They readied their weapons as two hunters crested the hill and began charging their fuel rod cannons. Yoda gave a brief look to Chief and said "Size matters not." before the two of them charged into battle again.

[–]c7hu1hu 14 points15 points  (3 children)

You know, I was going from MC showing up in Star Wars, but your post from the opposite side opens up the possibility of the Flood absorbing a Jedi, imagine a Gravemind with access to the Force.

[–]HamshanksCPS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh God, that is terrifying

[–]Blarg_III 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Once a gravemind gains enough biomass, it reaches a higher stage and becomes a Keymind. Keyminds are stupidly powerful, and can locally manipulate the laws of physics by thought alone.

[–]HamshanksCPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true, I had forgotten that the Flood are essentially just corrupted Precursors.

[–]tylermarshalll 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity in Ready Player One

[–]chaos_creator69 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Babe wake up, new Cortana just dropped

[–]Vroomped 5 points6 points  (4 children)

He already did this with troopers

[–]c7hu1hu 12 points13 points  (3 children)

For sure, but imagine a 7' nearly full borg trooper with recharging barriers. Like riding Grevious crossed with a droideka.

[–]GullibleDetective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like the toad sages

[–]1SweetChuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like Rocket and Groot.

[–][deleted] 1204 points1205 points  (228 children)

My money is on Yoda.

[–]GalacticArmory[S] 479 points480 points  (68 children)

Same, 9/10 times

[–]adeadmonkey123 294 points295 points  (63 children)

Considering master chief got beaten by the galaxies moodiest primate

[–]Burninator05 184 points185 points  (0 children)

...by the galaxies moodiest primate

Kranky Kong? I don't remember that crossover.

[–]rabidpiano86 115 points116 points  (37 children)

Yeah but who's still alive after it was all said and done? 💪

[–]adeadmonkey123 147 points148 points  (29 children)

Both actually

[–]discerningpervert 79 points80 points  (28 children)

And don't even get me started on that show. Its depressing how bad it was. How can you make a show about Halo and barely have any action and just a mind-numbingly bad and bland plot

[–]TheVoteMote[🍰] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The season finale action scene has Cortana piloting the Chief... like.. wtf. Why would they do that? Who thought it was a good idea?

One of the most iconic franchise characters of all time, whose whole thing is being badass action hero power fantasy supersoldier, made into a meat puppet because he's not good enough. Exactly what everyone wanted from a live action Halo show. /s

[–]adeadmonkey123 37 points38 points  (13 children)

I wasnt talking about the show

[–]JesterXL7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It sucks because there is so much potential for amazing TV shows with Halo and yet they tapped almost none of that potential and made a show that just feels like a cash grab.

[–]Donny-Moscow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t even watch more than a few episodes. They should have stuck with the same tone and grittiness that Halo Landfall had.

[–]Lamontyy 16 points17 points  (7 children)

But we have the John Halo sex scene 🫠

[–]Jerrnjizzim 8 points9 points  (2 children)

My mom certainly enjoyed watching The Master Cheeks in action.

[–]Vertigofrost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no show about Halo. I have no idea what you are talking about and if you and everyone else stops talking about it and delete every reference to it then it never existed.

[–]Skud_NZ 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Yoda died from a whiney young adult asking too many annoying questions

[–]pmyourthongpanties 22 points23 points  (2 children)

To be fair I want to kill myself after a day of my 9 year old asking questions all day.

[–]Saik0Shinigami 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes, we don't know that Yoda didn't self-inflict his death. He likely wanted to kill himself after all that and just let it happen.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Owl6301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Can't even get away from these fucking scrubs on a fucking SWAMP planet, always bitching that they can't just wave their hands about but have to actually TRY for once. Fucking galaxy owes them shit cause they can throw a rock to themselves, does it? Nah, fuck that, I'm out after this typical daddy-issues space redneck."

[–]Jesus_H-Christ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That, and being 900 years old.

[–]NoMoreSecretsMarty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What makes you assume Master Chief would fare any better? The Spartans aren't deaf IIRC.

[–]QuitBeingALilBitch 6 points7 points  (7 children)

And the jedi got beat by clones. Furthermore, some like the Mandalorians used bullets instead of blasters because when a lightsaber tries to deflect it, it melts and sprays hot metal at the jedi.

[–]duaneap 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Sounds like a pretty easy way to make lightsabers completely redundant.

[–]rodigo1 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Original trilogy chief tho, thats another story

[–]Jaul18 21 points22 points  (9 children)

And don’t even get me started on book Chief. That mother fucker surpasses just being a budget Doom Guy, which is actually impressive considering Chief is still just a (heavily augmented) human.

Look up YouTube videos about “book Master Chief in action” and no matter how ridiculous it looks it’s legitimately how he’s portrayed in the books.

[–]sup3rdr01d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10/10. Master chief wouldn't even get a single hit on yoda lol

[–]SecretHippo1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who’s really getting the 10th one tho?

[–]cshoneybadger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But what if Chief had prep time...

[–]No-Combination-1332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has fought people with telekenesis before.

...From my experience he wins about 1/10 of the time

[–]Ok-disaster2022 54 points55 points  (136 children)

I Feel like most people processed like this. They both have similar reflexes but no idea how lightsabers work against Mjolnir Armor and shielding. I'd expect it to have some use against slashes and strikes. Elite swords are more based on stabbing.

[–]F7ox 123 points124 points  (32 children)

What about Yoda just force launching chief into the sun?

[–]Autarch_Kade 62 points63 points  (52 children)

In Halo 4 Didact basically force choked Chief. Yoda wouldn't even need to pull his lightsaber to beat him.

[–]d3athsmaster 40 points41 points  (40 children)

I feel like pulling out his lightsaber would actually be the worst choice if the two had to fight. The energy shielding would probably provice significant protection from the energy-based blade of the lightsaber.I love MC and my money is on Yoda, though. MC doesn't really have a way to defend against being tossed around by the force. I'd guess that Yoda wins 9 out of 10 times in this scenario.

[–]KevinCastle 39 points40 points  (28 children)

Someone made a point that energy swords are basically lightsabers, which cut through mjolnir armor. Meaning Yoda could just dice and slice chief

[–]d3athsmaster 19 points20 points  (10 children)

Yes, but the shield does provide protection against the energy sword. Of course it can be overwhelmed, but it buys him time. Plus, he's an EXCEPTIONALLY well trained tactician, soldier, etc. He has shown that he can use a sword as well.

Again, Yoda would still win this handily. But I think the lightsaber is the worst choice Yoda could make if he had to fight MC. It's also probably the last resort tactic for Yoda.

[–]Papplenoose 17 points18 points  (8 children)

I'd bet the lightsaber is usually Yoda's last choice. He doesn't seem to be the type to just start blastin' if he doesn't have to

[–]MrKeserian 18 points19 points  (7 children)

I'm paraphrasing Yoda from the Extended Universe here, "A failure, for a Jedi to draw their blade, it is."

Basically, Republic Era Jedi were negotiators and peacekeepers, and drawing their sabers was considered an absolute last resort when negotiating had already failed (please see in Phantom Menace Obi-Wan's sass about aggressive negotiations). It's part of why they did so badly during the Clone Wars: the Jedi hadn't been warriors or generals in a very long time. Now, Old Republic Jedi were a completely different story. They were far more likely to be both trained and experienced in warfare and developed their abilities in the Force along those lines.

[–]d3athsmaster 6 points7 points  (6 children)

That's what I figured. Which is what make this so much worse for MC. The lightsaber he could handle (a little anyway), but the Force beats him almost always. He has no defense against it, unfortunately.

[–]MrKeserian 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Pretty much. Oh, a Jedi won't kill him with the Force (that's a Dark act according to Republic Jedi, although, again, Old Republic Jedi seem to interpret that more loosely), but they'll absolutely try to disable him nonlethally. Chief is absolutely screwed if he runs into a Sith/darksider or a more morally flexible Jedi. Now, if someone added some Beskar into his Mjolnir, he'd be in far better standing: according to Legends, Beskar muffles the Force, although it's hinted that Beskar actually is more force-absorbent and bonds to its wearer, so you can still use/feel the Force if you're attuned to it (which explains how the only known Mandalorian Jedi, Tarre Vizla was able to wear full beskar'gam).

Sorry, I'm a huge Starwars nerd. Mostly of Legends stuff. I'm not a huge fan of the sequels.

[–]RowdyRailgunner 6 points7 points  (15 children)

Chief is quite formidable with an energy sword as well.

[–]fathertime979 25 points26 points  (14 children)

I don't care how formidable anyone is with a weapon Yoda Is a little bouncing beyblade of destruction. Unless you have force boosted precognition MC is the confetti popping out of grunt heads.

[–]TheVoteMote[🍰] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

How about seeing the world many times slower than a normal person?

What's fast to you or I is a slow crawl to a Spartan.

[–]Cheeseissue 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Even if it came down to a lightsaber battle, chiefs reflexes etc.still would not stop yoda.Yodas pre cog would pretty much render all of chiefs tactics useless.

Yoda would also just rag doll chief before it even came down to sabers. Chief has no defense against the force.

[–]Mragftw 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Also enhanced speed and reflexes are great, but force users have precognition AND enhanced reflexes. See grievous losing to Obi-wan

[–]blargman327 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Chief could just do what he did to beat the didact and detonate a nuke at point blank.

Name a more iconic duo than Spartans and nuking themselves

[–]naliron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

..... the marble inside the paint can.

[–]Rettin 19 points20 points  (5 children)

A point in master chief's corner; metal bullets were used by the mandalorians to prevent any deflecting. Hot metal debris would fly out towards the jedi after they hit the light Saber.

However Yoda is very strong in the force and the force can do a lot of weird fuckery.

[–]SilentHunter7 12 points13 points  (6 children)

I wasn't even thinking about the lightsaber, I was thinking more of Yoda dropping a Scorpion on him with the Force.

And if you go into the Expanded Universe and Legends, it devolves into a Superman argument bc with thousands of authors, many of which are pretty bad, making their own rules and Force powers, Yoda becomes absurd simply because of all the plot armor written into his powers.

[–]Mishar5k 9 points10 points  (9 children)

I think the shielding could protect him from a strike or two, but after that hes outta luck.

Well maybe not out of luck, this is still master chief we're talking about

[–]temujin94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of the force, Yoda would beat MC the same way MC would beat a toddler.

[–]Stilgar314 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Master Chief is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

[–]Kankunation 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Unless you go by wierd legends rules where the for e cannot interact with being that aren't from the same galaxy as the star wars universe. In which case chief would win just based on the fact that he would be immune.

It was good to leave some legends stuff behind.

[–]DoctorBlock 8 points9 points  (2 children)

How can you be immune to a fire hydrant to the head?

[–]Thatedgyguy64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Vong? Pretty sure the Vong only couldn't be sensed throught the normal Force. That's was because of what they did horrified the Force so much that they were stripped of it.

Jacen had Vong sense or something like that, which im pretty sure is a Force ability.

[–]FalloutOW 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yea, MC is good there's no doubt. But he's not prescient(unless the lore changes significantly since 4), hard to beat some one who literally knows your every move before it's made. Plus, not sure how his armor stands up to lightsaber. It would really be if Yoda can stop bullets, if not her spend a large chunk of a fight dodging. Then again, easy enough to just take the gun away using the force.

[–]bravehamster 639 points640 points  (16 children)

Run, run, run, jump
I can be your backpack while you run

Stand on that big grav lift
Shoot grunts with your special gift

Jump in an empty Ghost
I can be your wingman while we coast

One day, out of your suit
You might get hit by a Brute
While you're lying there screaming "Help me please!"
The Flood hmmm...infect your knees!

[–]WarmSignificance06 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This just brought back some memories I forgot I had

[–]Logan-with-a-ZAndroid 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Had me going like HHAAAAAAAA!! HHAAAAAAAA!!

[–]Username_678 71 points72 points  (6 children)

[–]Jehovah___ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Thank you so much

[–]ZarquonsFlatTire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

See, this sort of thing is why you are not granted the rank of master.

But today you are one step closer.

[–]_UNFUN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am so glad I watched this

[–]meh679 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I completely forgot a out the log having a tiny stick child and it cracked me up again lmao

[–]that_one_duderino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you delete the space between the bracket and parentheses it’ll put it as a hyperlink comment

[–]GoyoMRG 41 points42 points  (1 child)

And they will

And they will...

[–]M3atboy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Covenant… Stop It Now!

[–]Pendaelose 36 points37 points  (0 children)

One day I was walking and I found a dead elite on the beach. I rolled it over and there was a grunt underneath and I was like "that elite had a child."

[–]d3athsmaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was so familiar and I could not figure out why for several minutes and several more posts. I had to come back to acknowledge this.

[–]bewarethetreebadger 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Now a banana for scale.

[–]Finch06 103 points104 points  (29 children)

OK but where can I get that Chief?

[–]GalacticArmory[S] 166 points167 points  (28 children)

Made him myself! All 3d printed

[–]Finch06 101 points102 points  (12 children)

I'll give you £10 for it

[–]Reggaeshark1001 43 points44 points  (9 children)

That's about 12 bucks

[–]3-DMan 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Best I can do is $3.50

[–]CerrahBaeXbox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The perfect offer I think.

[–]stars9r9in9the9past 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Weighing in the material of filament/paint/anything else, electricity (printer), and time, is $12 even breaking even? Given MC looks pretty tall and not say a desk toy

[–]Lena-Luthor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oh no it ain't lol. it's probably a few hundo just in filament costs

[–]quaybored 2 points3 points  (2 children)

$12 of filament wouldn't even cover yoda's nutsack

[–]Sky_Ninja1997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll give £10.01!

[–]skyraider17 8 points9 points  (8 children)

How long did it take to print? Hollow or solid?

[–]GalacticArmory[S] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

To print about 1 month. To finish about 5 more. He's solid but the Arbiter will be hollow

[–]Gepss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's solid

Holy Filament Master Chief...

[–]P4n0pticZ 55 points56 points  (16 children)

My boy John is build different

[–]isolatedvirus 42 points43 points  (11 children)

Built is right.

If you haven't read the halo books, he wasn't born like that. Although the suit does add some height, from a young age (I can't remember exactly but maybe around 10-12) he was subjected to years of hormone injections and surgery, all designed to make him bigger, stronger, and faster (physically and mentally).

He's not even the tallest Spartan II...

[–]auniqueusername2000 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I think it was age 6, replaced with clones that died months later. Intense military tactics and training, and then age 15, they got the surgeries to infuse metal to their skeleton, which killed approximately 50% of candidates. By age 12 they looked like large adults and routinely outperformed experienced soldiers

[–]elkirk 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Killed or maimed* 50% of the candidates. There's a pretty good (by Halo book standards) story about one of these crippled former Spartans. Can't think of her name, but she becomes the captain of a major UNSC ship.

[–]zedabo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you thinking of Serin Osman? She's a main character in the Kilo-Five trilogy, though it's less about her being the captain of a ship (I'm not even sure if she was, so it might not be her you're thinking of but she's the closest I can think of) and more about her team and their morally dubious missions.

[–]2Syphilicious4You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She being the head of ONI

[–]sinocarD44 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Or the fastest or strongest. But he was the "luckiest" and a natural leader.

[–]Tier_1_Masturbator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was usually among the top 2-3 performers in any of the skills.

The swiss army knife of Spartans.

[–]Magic_Bluejay 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The fall of reach is still my favourite halo book. That shit gives me chills. I wish I didn't read it before the reach game was released.

[–]isolatedvirus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That was my favorite one as well. I read it before the game came out, which lead to some interesting conversations when playing co-op with friends.

I just recently started playing through the master chief collection with a friend. Highly recommend. It's surprising how much of the story I forgot over the years.

[–]TheMotorcycleBoy 109 points110 points  (13 children)

I guess I must be bored because I just fact-checked their heights. Yoda 66cm (about 2ft 2) Master-Chief 7ft 2 (in armour). So this looks about right.

[–]nealoc187 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Thanks for this. I don't know anything about Halo so I did not know how tall to expect that guy to be, but yoda seemed small to me. But if master chief is that tall that makes sense.

[–]Kaldin_5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah he's been genetically altered from a young age, so he's naturally way bigger than the average human. From there, his armor is basically tank armor and adds that much more.

[–]Verrassing 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Aww why didnt you convert the second one :(

[–]OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Now do a shrek

[–]SaintPoost 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Would be in line with OPs seeming love of green humanoids.

[–]Yabreath_isSmelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also gonna need a Ninja Turtle then

[–]FormerlyDuck 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Look at me, judge me by my size, do you?

[–]TheBTSMaclvor 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Minch is looking a little sick

[–]albinorhino4321 14 points15 points  (3 children)

size matters not

[–]PM_UR_PRAYER_REQUEST 12 points13 points  (2 children)

classic Minch

[–]NeonBodyStyle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Minch Yoda likes em YOUNG

[–]Small_Street_4935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I’m seeing way more Star Boys references than I expected.

[–]zpGeorge 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Size matters not

[–]Goose-Suit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice to see Minch branching out after that vicious dog attack

[–]Small_Street_4935 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Obi wan dis boy too old!

[–]ApertureIntern 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Thought about writing the next line and the ban I would get for that.

[–]Nerdler17 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And Yoda could still take him without breaking a sweat.

[–]Sengura 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I thought yoda looked a bit small so I googled master chief's height and that dude is massive

The Master Chief stands about 7 feet (2.13 m) tall and weighs 1,000 pounds (450 kg) in armor; without it, he stands 6 feet, 10 inches (2.08 m) tall and weighs 287 pounds (130 kg).

[–]Beardedw0nd3r86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would take Yoda in this fight 10/10 times.

[–]ArchDuckyX-Box 7 points8 points  (4 children)

John doesn't look wide enough.

[–]VinSmokesOnDiesel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

[–]Leningradite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He could be the Master to his Blaster!

Blaster Chief?

[–]leveldrummer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How tall is Master Chief supposed to be? Seems like Yoda is a little smaller than he should be.

[–]Retr0mancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 feet in armor.

[–]Redbronze1019 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I really think Yoda wins. If they went 1v1

[–]Doberman11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.” Yoda probably

[–]Eren_Schitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all love Chief.

But Yoda fucks his ass up.

The force is simply OP.

[–]Groundbreaking-Fig28 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And yoda would still kick his arse

[–]alex_zoldyck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoda & the guy from Fortnite!! Never thought they’d ever cross paths

[–]TroubleInTurtleTown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like the movie, "Twins"

[–]shiafisher 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Bro... Yoda would whoop dat ass. Master Chief literally would have no chance at all.

[–]Mikesmilk456 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Halo 4 showed us that anyone with magnetism can basically play with chief like a toy

[–]GammaGoose85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yoda just looks like a really old Mogwai from Gremlins

[–]Kurtonio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Size matters not” - Minch Yoda

[–]I_Dont_Have_Corona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impressive, nice work!

[–]BornBoricua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would win in a fight?

[–]SmoothOperator89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Size matters not. Lay you on your giant metal ass with my mind, I will.

[–]jb69029 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the crossover we need

[–]ramses0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Super Smash Brothers character selections in 3-2-1…

[–]DrXavier8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O my god I recently found this dudes channel I was trying to get more but YouTube hasn’t showed me anything now

[–]BoringWozniak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stomp him like a carrier Flood

[–]OisinDebard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No wonder he had such a problem with the seagulls.

[–]A2jayzed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yoda pointing at his shoes like:

Those, are what!?

[–]cyborgborg777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“mmmm….nice feet you have😏”

[–]Omegawop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoda manhandles MC in about 2 seconds flat though

[–]DanielPhermous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Size matters not."