like I genuinely wish I didnt have one. not like have a vagina instead but like just nothing there. it causes so many either awkward or uncomfortable moments mostly involving clothing and even just sitting and laying is uncomfortable too at times. its even worse since that shit is unpredictable and has a mind of it's own but surely it is doing me no justice having my pants look weird or trying to feel comfortable in clothes cuz those meddling balls are getting in my way like fucking mystery inc. just let me live without having to be conscious about how my pants look and without having to worry about my balls going into my fucking stomach and a random ass boner getting caught on my waistband and levering my whole body around and doing a flip AND STOP CRUSHING WHEN I WEAR FUCKING JEANS OR WHEN MY THIGH SITS ON YOU 😭
anyway thanks for listening forgive my ramble 🙏