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Junkie rips roof tiles off in Australian suburb by Federal_Impact69 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Ratlyff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splinter in the sphincter? No thanks.

This is Blake Anderson. He’s a security guard at the Good Batch Lounge. Early Sunday morning, LA deputy Rodriguez and his partner pulled up and savagely beat Blake. Since then, he’s lost vision in one eye. He’s currently charged with assaulting a police officer for this. by Elbrujosalvaje in Anarchy4Everyone

[–]Ratlyff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cops: Why does everyone hate us?

Also cops: (this, and 1000 other videos like this)

Americans Are Using Their Ancestry to Gain Citizenship in Europe by PanEuropeanism in europe

[–]Ratlyff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to do this but Germany wasn't a country yet when my ancestors came over. I suspect that would be an issue. Or maybe not...I haven't checked.

I should check.

I have no words by ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh17 in donthelpjustfilm

[–]Ratlyff 133 points134 points  (0 children)

That's a damn sturdy chair.

Fucking yikes by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Ratlyff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, now do Congress!

This is why you don't go to the cheapest tattoo artist by sewn_of_a_gun in facepalm

[–]Ratlyff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a hilariously shitty tat. Wow.

Is this actually a thing? WTF by Spankbang91 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Ratlyff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even if her blow jobs cured cancer and her snatch taste like chocolate.

Border Patrol seizes 44 lbs of fentanyl labeled with ‘CNN’ logo by WREGnewschannel3 in nottheonion

[–]Ratlyff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to hear what Fox News cries about this.

Kid sounded like a nuclear bomb siren by _dudepare_ in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Ratlyff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Air Raid Siren is the term you're looking for. And yes...he does sound like it.

Shirt hax by breadfucker69420 in UpvotedBecauseBoobs

[–]Ratlyff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She gets to play with those any time she wants. So jealous.

I work at a bank, a couple just came in wanting to cash this and claimed it was real gold and legal tender by [deleted] in facepalm

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The US Secret Service has entered the chat.

Cat mommy introduces her kittens to her human mom by CooperativeLeopard52 in Eyebleach

[–]Ratlyff 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Here. I made these for you. K bye."

This little gadget laser trap that turns on the alt+tab key combination on your computer every time it goes off. by JonVork in antiwork

[–]Ratlyff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A perfect score!

Even Joan Harris is no match for the DENNIS system by AgazeProcyon in IASIP

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motorboat motorboat motorboat

Unarmed black man schools racist cop who came at him with his gun pulled during a traffic stop by NoUsername1230 in PublicFreakout

[–]Ratlyff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't. Talk. To. Cops.

Bruh, I know you're mad...but that cop was just waiting for you to fuck up and say something to justify arresting you.

I have Blood plague on my favourite and strongest survivor with 2 mins left, on the other side of the map from my base, does changing the difficulty from Nightmare mode extend the time? by Nnjaxlegends in StateofDecay2

[–]Ratlyff 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

She can't see the nipples because there is too much pressure by Gozer_Gozarian in UpvotedBecauseBoobs

[–]Ratlyff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then when your woman runs out of ink, you find it's actually cheaper to just get a whole new woman than to get a new ink cartridge.

Fuck Wales In Particular by _-NorthernLights-_ in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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r/confidentlyincorrect

Wait for me, I got little legs.. by KnownTart7792 in Eyebleach

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omg

Nearly 1 In 10 Americans Suffered From Depression In 2020, Study Finds by Monsur_Ausuhnom in lostgeneration

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I don't trust anyone who isn't depressed. Either they're living a charmed life or they're a fucking moron.

Or both. Usually both.

Saudi Arabia lets it slip that Biden only wanted them to Delay the Oil Cuts until after the Mid Terms by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

[–]Ratlyff 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because it highlights the fact that our entire country is handcuffed by people who don't live in our century.

Ps- it's not an insult if it's true.

Meanwhile In Canada: "We have determined your hearing loss is not service related" by SithTalon in CrazyFuckingVideos

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MAWP....MAWP...

My boss tried to call me in today since everyone called out. I didn’t answer the phone. What are some good excuses for never returning a call? by AMiniMinotaur in antiwork

[–]Ratlyff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New phone; who dis?

Saudi Arabia lets it slip that Biden only wanted them to Delay the Oil Cuts until after the Mid Terms by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

[–]Ratlyff 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Maybe, and hear me out, maybe we could start being serious about solar and wind instead of relying on 7th century goat herders who hit the geographic lottery?

the best of friends, this was one of their first cuddles by poncey- in AnimalsBeingBros

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Shiny!

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