What is the smallest crime you can commit?

rytis · 2023-05-09T20:01:58+00:00

Giving water bottles to people waiting in line to vote. I'm looking at you Georgia.

rytis · 2023-05-09T19:59:00+00:00

Also military bases. No tolerance. The MP's will stop you for 31 in a 30 zone.

rytis · 2023-05-09T19:51:26+00:00

Yeah, she couldn't absolutely confirm if it was just his fingers or his penis that penetrated her. In NY it's still archaic that a penis penetrating is rape, but anything else is just sexual assault. So the jury went with the lowest denominator. And he admitted on tape that he does like to grab them by the pussy. Case closed.

rytis · 2023-05-09T19:40:50+00:00

Wait, does he have to register as a convicted sex offender?

rytis · 2023-05-09T11:20:55+00:00

Staff of forgetting intensifies

rytis · 2023-05-05T00:24:39+00:00

I know, I'm scrolling, scrolling, and then I see this. Using it next time.

rytis · 2023-05-04T07:22:40+00:00

Well that's EF-ing funny

rytis · 2023-05-02T06:06:08+00:00

Does anyone here realize that the person driving the train is the engineer, and the person overseeing the passengers on the train is the conductor?

rytis · 2023-05-01T19:21:58+00:00

Well, looks like the guy on the right is raising his hand.

rytis · 2023-05-01T01:18:37+00:00

What some people feel is that the Presidential election is only about the candidate themselves. Sure I liked Bernie over Hillary, but there's no fucking way having Trump beat Hillary was good for us, and I still voted for her.

The president appoints the judiciary. Three Republican supreme court justices were appointed by Trump, and Roe v Wade went down soon after just because of this.

And don't forget all the other lower court Republicans that were appointed as judges, including the guy that said the abortion pill was incorrectly approved. And did everybody already forget all the jokes that became cabinet secretaries and wrecked their respective agencies? Remember the dismantling of the EPA? Removing mentions of climate change from government web sites? And how many Americans needlessly died from Covid from how poorly Trump fumbled that one? When you elect a Republican president, they bring with them a thousand lower level people to run government agencies and wreak havoc. Don't vote for the fascist, no matter how your fave Dem didn't get the nod!

rytis · 2023-04-28T19:42:29+00:00

Agreed. That's why you shouldn't say anything as you hand them that glass of water from a Kansas tap.

rytis · 2023-04-28T01:43:19+00:00

Not in Florida

rytis · 2023-04-27T05:44:13+00:00

Well there are alternatives if they continue to escalate.

rytis · 2023-04-27T05:26:07+00:00

Also, nowhere in the bible does it state her age. Historians assume women married about 14-16 due to the culture of that time, but that's just a guess. And, she ended up marrying Joseph at about the same time. Why would marriage be okay but not consent to God?

rytis · 2023-04-27T05:20:54+00:00

Moral lessons? A friggin angel appeared before her. You think she was compelled by moral lessons? I don't think she was suuuper busy, au contraire I think she was like yes, let's do this!

rytis · 2023-04-27T00:55:14+00:00

Umm, dude, she did consent. When the angel explained what was up, "Mary said, “Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord. May it be done to me according to your word.”"

rytis · 2023-04-27T00:51:33+00:00

But it's also about timing. You get hit by a truck crossing a street and get splattered instantly, then you're fucked.

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