Biden orders 3,000 reservists to be ready for Europe deployments

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T05:23:43+00:00

If nationalisim is bad, globalism is bad by orders of magnitude more.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T05:21:56+00:00

Bitches ain't shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFRy8jQ_0U

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T05:17:01+00:00

No kid is responsible enough for one. That's why they are the coolest shit ever when you are 11.

You learn responsibility by fucking up with the BB gun. I mean yea something actually really bad could happen, but the chances are pretty fucking low.

If you don't live in the city proper, I feel like you are missing out if you don't have a bb gun during your too old to be a little kid and too young to leave the neighborhood years.

I had so much fun with mine. We had target shooting contests. We shot each other in the butt with em one time to see how bad it hurt. You shoot a critter and then feel bad about it. You do the pump it more times than you are supposed to super shot. We even had it as part or our ninja training course. At the end of the course you had to jump off the upside down trash can and then do a roll and shoot the can.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T05:03:08+00:00

Who can I vote for that's going to catch the guys that murdered Jeffery Epstein? Oh wait...nobody.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T05:01:16+00:00

You think hooking up with a turbo slut is progress?

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T04:55:28+00:00

People gettin tired of the devil worshiping globalists making the frogs gay.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T04:51:38+00:00

I think if you think the song is rapey, that's kind of on you. Where the fuck is your mind at, and why you immediately thinking about rape?

Go get some counseling.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T04:49:34+00:00

Crazy people make the best art.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T04:47:38+00:00

You might want to go get that looked at, I think I you fell and hit your head.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T04:40:18+00:00

If somebody told me to denounce something, I don't know what I'd do.

On the one side I probably would want to denounce whatever it is, but on the other side fuck them for trying to put me in a box.

I'd probably just call them a bitch and them to suck my dick or something, Idk. It's a tough situation.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T04:29:48+00:00

Yea him not being able to get any money was so dumb it made me laugh. We got a black dude, we must show the struggle!

Then he just gave the shield away to a museum. Like what in the fuck? Who is writing this stuff?

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T01:27:15+00:00

snort it.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-14T01:24:03+00:00

I couldn't wait to finish the reps so I didn't have to go back.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T23:12:58+00:00

The kitchen workers should be strapped at all times.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T18:01:46+00:00

He can go play in the next GoodGood Major against Bubbie and Garret.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T17:58:30+00:00

Why don't people just play paintball? Is it the cost, or is this somehow better?

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T17:45:44+00:00

Why they call it fat shaming instead of fat hoes being mad cause they lazy?

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T17:34:40+00:00

I'll be dat.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T14:06:01+00:00

The real question is why has the amount of people with peanut allergies skyrocketed in the last 30 years.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T14:03:21+00:00

Brain is made for to obey globalist devil worshipers. All else is bad.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T14:01:17+00:00

We saw what yall did to Howard Cosell!

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T13:43:26+00:00

That's funny because you are doing the same thing.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T08:12:31+00:00

Let's be real. That should be like a $500 dollar fine max. Bitches be acting like you should get 50 years for that.

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T07:58:50+00:00

They've been releasing some serious trash lately.

I don't even know what to call it, but it's weird as hell. Some of their projects barely even make sense, like the story itself was an afterthought to all the other stuff that they want to promote.

I picture them going to the writers like, "Okay make a movie about a girl, but don't make her too girly. We need 3 people of color, but they all have to be smart. Can't have any negative stereotypes. Go ahead and add a white dude, but don't let him be able to do anything without help from a strong women and people of color. Oh and nobody can fall in love in less it's mixed races. Speaking of love, make somebody gay.

We already started shooting the action scenes. The ending is against aliens on Mars, and there is an opening fight sequence sponsored by Wendy's at the beginning. I need a script in 2 hours."

__ALF__ · 2023-07-13T06:16:48+00:00

The Jimmies were rustled. It's at least a ground rule double.

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