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the Weather History Slayer
8 days ago

A friend posted this meme in Discord. It shows a sad George Washington, with the caption "spending today [July 4th] thinkin bout how we coulda had free healthcare and education if we lost." The message the meme sends is that, if the US had lost, its people would not have to pay massive amounts of money for education and healthcare as they would still be part of the United Kingdom.

This isn't necessarily a sub to criticise potential alt-histories, but the meme did get me thinking about why the UK has the NHS, and the US doesn't, and whether, in a potential future where the US lost the Revolutiontary War and had remained part of the UK for significantly longer, it would have universal healthcare. I dug around a bit, and came to the conclusion that the question of universal healthcare, the story of how it arose in the UK, and why it didn't in the US is far more complicated than this meme makes it out to be. However, it doesn't seem unreasonable to say that this meme is spouting some bad (alt-)history. If the US had lost the Revolutionary War, that doesn't necessarily mean Americans would have universal healthcare.

But first, the meme has two parts, and the first is easy to debunk. The meme claims Americans would have access to universal education. That's not even the case in the UK, where annual tuition can be up to £9,250 in England for an undergraduate degree. I'll grant you, it's a far cry from the amount an American student might have to pay annually for education, but it's by no means free.

What about healthcare, though? Would the US have universal healthcare if it had lost the Revolutionary War and remained part of the UK? We'll look at this in two parts. First, the promised history of the NHS and why the UK has universal healthcare, and second, why the US doesn't.

The NHS finds its roots in the Minority Report of the Royal Commission on the Poor Law of 1909. This report examined the impact and what reforms were needed to the Poor Laws systems that had served as social welfare in the UK. It was this system, for instance, that established workhouses and saw the poor as needing to be self-reliant to escape poverty. Though this report was ignored by the then Liberal government, its ideas caught on, with advocates and activists calling for reform throughout the first half of the 20th century. In 1929, the Local Government Act handed control of some healthcare services to local governments, and by the 1930s, the city of London took over a network of 140 hospitals, providing healthcare to those who needed it. Though this wasn't quite universal healthcare, there was clear significant public support, and a growing number of governments and institutions taking on healthcare themselves.

The true heart of the NHS lies in the Beveridge Report. Published in 1942, the Beveridge Report was written to evaluate how to solve the problems the UK would face in the wake of WWII, specifically with regards to national insurance and addressing the "five giants on the road to reconstruction," "Want… Disease, Ignorance, Squalor and Idleness." One solution he proposed to solve these issues was a system of universal healthcare, albeit through local health care systems. When the Labour Party won the 1945 election, they implemented many of the suggestions within the Beveridge Report, creating not only the NHS, but much of the modern British welfare state.

The NHS came into being not in isolation, or even to solve healthcare specifically, but as part of a general view to improve the lives of the impoverished. Those that championed it did so based on a view of a collective group of working class people that would benefit as a whole from the systems and structures a welfare state could provide. The reforms that allowed the NHS to come into existence were born from that desire for some degree of social equality. Coupled with the collective trauma of WWII, the NHS, along with other social reforms, provided a step towards a collective future. Without that push for rights for a clear and united working class, and without that collective trauma and the need to rebuild after WWII, the NHS would likely not exist.

There is an obvious factor here that the UK had that the US didn't. The NHS, I'd argue, came into being partly in response to the collective trauma of WWII. While the US had a collective experience with WWII as well, that experience is not the same as that of the UK, and did not generally include the need to rebuild bombed infrastructure. This is not to say there weren't significant changes in the US social security system in the wake of WWII - there absolutely were. However, part of why they were not as far-reaching as their European counterparts is because of the difference in collective trauma.

However, the more interesting factor here is the question of a collective and unified working class. I'd argue that this is the bigger reason why the UK ultimately has the NHS - that sense of collective good and a reasonably powerful working class and labour movement. If this is what's required for universal healthcare, where is the equivalent US version?

There are two potential explanations here, and I think both are worth discussing. The first is the idea that Americans in general are less trusting of authority in general and government authority in particular than their European counterparts. This article by Dr. Bruce Vladeck makes the case that the American culture of individualism is a result of immigration bias; those that came to America were those who had a reason to dislike the system they came from. This included the adventurous, the persecuted, the draft-dodgers, the huddled masses yearning to be free, basically all the people declaring "fuck the king" and wandering off to somewhere else. As a consequence, American culture is one that views government action and intervention with more suspicion, and similarly, would view a government-run healthcare system with suspicion.

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the Weather History Slayer
9 days ago

This image recently came through one of my Discord servers. It's a wonderful image, don't get me wrong, but there's something off about it. Something incorrect. The image is of a ferret named Felicia, with the caption that Fermilabs used to use Felicia to clean out the tubes of their particle accelerators, rewarding her with hamburger meat. They only stopped, the image claimed, because they got tired of cleaning up ferret poop.

This, I'm sorry to say, is incorrect. Even though no one ever asked me to or indeed wanted me to sit here and write hundreds of words about an image of a ferret, that's what I'm going to do.

Let's start with a little background of Fermilab and why, exactly, Felicia the ferret might be an integral part of its history. In 1971, the National Accelerator Laboratory (which was renamed to Fermilab in 1974) began testing its particle accelerator. As they did so, however, they found that they had magnetic interference from tiny bits of metal left behind in the tubes. This became an issue, as, during experiments, these bits of metal would become magnetised and short out the magnets used to accelerate particles. These tubes were hundreds of feet long and twelve inches in diametre - impossible to clean by just shoving a broom down there. The question, then, was simple - how do you clean tiny tubes?

The solution was also simple. Tiny tubes call for tiny solutions.

When faced with the issue of the long tubes, a worker named Bob Sheldon drew inspiration from his experience with ferrets flushing out rabbit warrens in England, and realised that ferrets naturally don't mind going down long forays into the unknown. Sheldon suggested buying a ferret to send through the tunnels. Enter Felicia, the smallest ferret the Wild Game and Fur Farm in Gaylord, Minnesota had. She was 15 inches long cost $35. Also, she was adorable.

Sheldon's plan was to give Felicia a special collar with a string attached. The string was, in turn, attached to a special swab. As she scurried through tunnels, having a lovely ferret time, she would pull the swab behind her, clearing the tunnels of dust, metal shavings, and whatever other debris might be left in there. While she was reluctant to try the four-mile long loop, she quite happily ran through three hundred foot long tunnels "one and three-eighths of an inch by four and seven-eighths of an inch" in size. Not only did she make it through the tunnels, the plan as a whole was successful - her little swab came back covered in debris. While I couldn't find exactly how many runs she made, per this source it looks like she made at least a dozen runs through the various pipes at Fermilab.

But why did they stop using Felicia to clean the tunnels? Per the image, it was because of ferret poop in the tubes, but this is, in fact, bad history. According to Frank Beck, one of the engineers working on the project, a lot of thought was put specifically into the problem of ferret poop in the accelerator before Felicia even arrived at Fermilab. Sheldon's solution was to fit Felicia with a diaper before sending her into the tubes, thus ensuring the ferret herself would not be a contaminant. Felicia's feces were not the reason she stopped cleaning the particle accelerator, so what was?

Alas, it is the same thing that comes for us all - the relentless march of technology.

Though Felicia was good at her job, the scientists working at Fermilab made two important discoveries; first, that the metal shavings weren't the reason the accelerator was failing in the first place, and second, how to build a mechanical ferret that could be pushed through the tunnels using compressed air. With these two problems resolved, Felicia was no longer needed, and got to enjoy a well-earned retirement as a pet.

Ferret poop never stopped science at Fermilab. If anything, Felicia played an important role in scientific progress. She became a bit of a mascot for the lab while she was there. There's also something endlessly endearing about some of the best scientific minds looking at a problem and deciding the best possible solution was to send a ferret.

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I assume someone has heard the saying before? If you hadn't here is an example from Mark Twain,

"Never argue with stupid People. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Or this quote by George Carlin,

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Hey, wait a minute! Who spoke line of dialogue then?" I said as I was doing research on a book in which I was writing the dialogue to, since I had heard the line before across Twitter as a quotation from the late George Carlin but now I am being told it was actually Mark Twain? Indeed, I had known about this fake quote sometime in 2020 during the lead up to that year's US election, and it was this weekend when writing for a character who obsesses over correct citations and using them accurately that I myself even looked it up.

Leading myself into both google and even google scholar, it took a surprisingly difficult amount of digging to actually find out that these words were in fact never spoken by either person. Luckily for me, I didn't need to check deeply enough as while buried by google's algorithm The Center for Mark Twain Studies had already debunked the saying in its totality finding the actual citation on the Associated Press published profile of actor Yul Brynner.

"Yul said the the greatest advice he ever received in life was given by French writer Jean Cocteau, who told him: "Never associate with idiots on their own level, because being an intelligent man, you'll try to deal with them on their level-and on their level they'll beat you every time

Additionally from this, I learned of the actual supposed quotation might not even BE Jean Cocteau, from The Apocryphal Twain "It is quite possible that Brynner simply like to trade on Cocteau's reputation to give gravitas to his own, less revelatory, observations. Whoever was responsible for the original "idiots on their own level" remark, it has long, strange afterlife...completely severed from its origins in midcentury cinema.

Further weirdness fallowed: In 1958 the student newspaper under Frank Crowther misquoted Cocteau, and in 1998 the quote had completely lost who spoke it. "Sometimes the columnist said he had gotten the quote from a reader, sometimes he gave the impression he had come up with it himself".

Even despite the lost citation to Yul or Jean Cocteau, Colorado Medicine in 1998 placed it as one of their rules.

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