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So I just got an update from coinstats, BTC and ETH are up 3%+ and other alts are even up 4-5% recently. This confirms the bottom is in and it’s essentially bull season again. Alts out performing BTC and ETH with such massive movements in a short time frame only lends credence to what we’ve all been waiting for and expecting- holiday pumps. Of course the market would rebound right after thanksgiving because everyone is feeling so charitable and in the holiday spirit.
Legend has it that every time you hear Mariah Carey or Michael Buble over the next month, someone buys BTC- it’s a proven fact. So we can all stop worrying about FTX and CEX drama or tether FUD. 100k is right around the corner.
Source: I did my own DYOR and my magic 8 ball said “try again later” when I asked if crypto was back. It wasn’t a no, so it’s a win.
Earlier today Grayscale twitter account finally tweeted regarding the rumors about them possibly not backing customers BTC.
Like all other trustworthy crypto companies they have promised that everything is fine with the company and all crypto assets are fully backed by other crypto assets.
CEO Michael Sonnenshein
I'm going to have to start calling myself the FUD destroyer, we back all of our customers crypto one to one.
1 BTC = 1 BCH
1 ETH = 1 ETC
1 DOGE = 1 SHIB
A second tweet from the crypto investment firm tries to encourage new customers to invest with them and hints at full reserves coming soon, possibly trying to attract some of the new young and hip investors they use the classic crypto term "Trust me Bro".
Here is a collection of the best crypto jokes i found around to take your mind off the recent events that keep happening and don't seem to stop soon.. remember, laughter is a great medicine especially if you're getting raped by the markets!
— How many Monero holders does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they operate in the dark.
— I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin.
She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
— Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.
— How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
— I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.
She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.
— I was trying to explain how a crypto investment works to my dad.
Today he removed my name from his will and transferred all his property under my name to his name.
— How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?
One Satoshi.
— Who are the worst guests at a dinner party?
Vegan bitcoin owners.
— I have a joke on Bitcoin
But it requires so much energy to get it.
— This crash was worse than a divorce.
I've lost half my portfolio and I still have my wife.
— Why did the people not trust the butcher ?
He had no proof of steak
— In order to play the role of a depressed character joker, Joaquin Phoenix bought ICP at $800
— How do you get a hardcore crypto technical analyst off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza
— Tesla will never accept ETH..
because it requires gas.
— They say crypto ruins lives, but it has brought my family closer.
We live in a one bedroom unit now.
I guess ?
Just received a mail from Coinbase that my account is now flagged for suspicious activity, and I can only transfer my coins out. Nothing else.
Now I'm truly curious what is that suspicious activity! I stopped using coinbase in 2020 except for Coinbase earn.
I wanted to ask the support wataboutit ? But their bot just close my live chat. Their subreddit is filled with people with blocked accounts telling that coinbase never answer, or if they do, it's with "won't tell for security reason"
So yeah, just laughing at the absurdity and I wanted to share my incredulity.
Now I'm gonna transfer out my hard earned 258 GRT (~16 USD). Definitely the bounty of a money launderer or whatever they think it is
One certainly can argue that financial privacy aka a Swiss bank account on your mobile phone is nothing corrupt clown-world-governments would want "their" citizens to have access to. That's why the will try to "regulate" it out of existence or outright state attack it*. More on that below.
One may dream
In another world where people are free to choose their destiny and are not herded into certain government "certified" and commanded trades the same headline could sound like this: "Monero has delisted most CEXs & is banning EU regulators next."
* Must read paper on how to treat different cryptocurrencies from a government/regulator perspective:
In this paper the authors are specifically talking about three coins: Bitcoin (good, but likely not GDPR compliant), Zcash (good) and Monero (bad, because not AML/KYC compliant). They haven been classifying those three coins along the talking points in this article.
Monero is the coin that is seen as a risk to public safety hence deserves to be state attacked. Quite a few mechanisms are described in that article that many here suspected for a long time (e.g. price suppression, network attacks,...).
"A set of tools to combat privacy-coins may include means of a different technological, regulatory, economic (fiscal) nature, also including state attacks on underlying privacy-blockchains. The letter tool, as possible regulatory access points of the blockchain space, was already mentioned by Finck [16], however, without further analysis in that domain. The AML/CFT measures should concentrate on the cryptocurrency of indicated networks, instead of targeting the people who are members of their communities. The tools can and should aim towards reducing the particular currencies’ value, consequently inducing a voluntary outflow of their users."
Back-up link to the paper: https://web.archive.org/web/20210312070922/https://academic.oup.com/cybersecurity/article/7/1/tyab004/6166133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA0Uy926ozY
Never listen to this guy Kevin, he's delusional. Sam had access to all trades, liquidations, insider info, listings, pumps dumps. Got commissions, Got into project that gave him free tokens, printed billions out of thin air with FTT and somehow he found a way to make losing trades and have shit risk and scam all his investors and customers.
And Kevin is sucking him off, wishing to work with him again?
I've seen some stupid stuff this year but I literally was lmao at this. If you have anything invested in Kevin's company you should exit ASAP.
He seemed so risk adverse in that stupid show but here he is showing not an ounce of risk management before, during, after this FTX thing.
Just remember this idiocy the next time he shills you something on his show or interviews.
Hopefully this is enough characters. This is comedy, I'm pretty sure.
Don't forget how stupid Raul Pal is either (telling people how great Luna and Sol was). I can't wait to see Jonah Hill play SBF in the stupid documentary
Just remember in 2024ish when guys pull the same playbook.
The date is November 27th, 2027. Five years ago today I bought 2 whole Bitcoin for $33k USD. Here are the highlights of my last half decade of holding…
Nov 27th, 2022: Became a whole coiner twice over.
Jan 6th, 2023: Sam Bankman-Fried is found deceased in his driveway where he apparently died from a self inflicted wrench bludgeoning.
Feb 8th, 2023: Bitcoin hits it’s low point of $9,989 in the 22’/23’ bear market.
May 4th, 2023: Litecoin surpasses Ethereum in value at $946.
July 18th, 2023: President Zelenskyy declares Ukraine victorious after Putin is assassinated and Russia surrenders.
December 3rd, 2023: M00ns surpass Ethereum in value at $365.
January 24th, 2024: M00ns hit their ATH of $1,008.
January 25th, 2024: Elon Musk announces he has just bought out Reddit for $15 billion.
January 26th, 2024: M00ns crash in value to $89.
April 2nd, 2024: Bitcoin hits previous ATH.
May 9th, 2024: Reddit declares bankruptcy.
November 8th, 2024: Musk and Bezos blast off in individual rockets in order to be the first human to set foot on Mars.
February 3rd, 2025: Contact is lost with Bezos ship BlueZer. He is never heard from again.
August 12th, 2025: Musk’s spaceship Doge misses Mars by 2.5 million miles due to hiring programmers solely based on number of lines of code.
August 14th, 2025: Doge hits it’s ATH of $1.08.
December 28th, 2025: Bitcoin hits ATH of $302,800.
July 6th, 2026: I sell my Bitcoin for $89,980 each due to fear of further crash.
November 5th, 2026: I didn’t time the bottom right and FOMO’d my 2 Bitcoin back for $108k each.
March 30th, 2027: Long lost Elon is spotted in Fiji.
April 3rd, 2027: Elon appears on Fox News and claims his rocket was pulled back by Earth’s gravity. Turns out he staged the whole thing.
September 9th, 2027: Bitcoin is announced as the official world currency.
November 24th, 2027: Bitcoin hits ATH of $1.28 million.
November 25th, 2027: I can’t find my seed phrase. I buried it in my backyard. It looks like my dog might have dug it up and ate it.
November 27th, 2027: I use my whole life savings to FOMO in and buy 2 whole satoshis.
It's Black Friday and you know what that means?
Sales
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DOGE 88% off, now only $0.087727, ATH: $0.731578
ADA 90% off, now only $0.314346, ATH: $3.09
MATIC 71% off, now only $0.838357, ATH: $2.92
LTC 81% off, now only $76.11, ATH: $410.26
SHIB 89% off, now only $0.00000914, ATH: $0.00008616
SOL 95% off, now only $14.22, ATH: $259.96
TRX 77% off, now only $0.053063, ATH: $0.231673
CRO 93% off, now only $0.064478, ATH: $0.965407
VET 93% off, now only $0.01899480, ATH: $0.280991
EOS 96% off, now only $0.934328, ATH: $22.71
ICP 99% off, now only $3.86, ATH: $700.65
You'll find all these and more on your favorite at-risk CEX or your preferred DEX, but don't delay, shop the offers today!
Happening now! Navigate to your closest still-operational exchange and get your hands on these low low prices. We’ve got FTX token 95% off, Solana at all time lows, BTC below 16,600! Come and get your blue chips, your L1s, your L2s, your dog coins, your shitcoins, your cat jpegs - we’ve got it all and we want it to go. First come, first served, and if you leave your coins on our exchanges we will definitely not do anything bad with them!
This sale is happening now through whenever the bull market is declared back on, but don’t wait, fomo today!
I'm tired of all articles and SBF face all over, on all sites I visit. It's still like half the articles on this sub.
Setting aside how investors who have funds stuck there will be made whole again, I don't care about this shitty company and the 'smart' hack of a prick and the 'layers' to the story.
We need an Extension that replaces SBF's punchable face with puppies from r/aww and replaces any mention of FTX, SBF, etc. with articles from r/UpliftingNews.
Please nerds, do it.
PS: May as well add CZ and "binance" to the list.
