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Yesterday was hanging out with my wife and friends. Joking around and telling stories. My wife’s friend Sarah asked me”Has your wife ever told you about how she made two guys have a ufc match?” My wife is like”OMG shut up!” And they go back and forth until I say I wanna hear the story. My wife says it’s so dumb and I’m gonna hate it but I’m too curious at this point so I insist she tells me about this. She sighs and says she will.

So my wife says”Basically I was at this college party and these two guys were hitting on me hard. And like they were kinda getting competitive and a little aggressive towards each other. So I told them if they fought each other 1 on 1 I would go home with the winner.” Her friends are dying laughing and Sarah’s dumbass is saying”Don’t forget to tell him how you made them fight in their underwear hahaha!!!” Wtf. I was shocked. I asked my wife if she actually went through with this and she’s like”You mean did I sleep with the winner? Yes to be honest.” She can see I’m stunned so she reminds me I begged to hear it.

Later on that night when it’s just us two I tell her about how disappointed I am. That that was a gross story and she shouldn’t be laughing about it or telling anybody. She reminds me that I wanted to hear it but I thought it would be s normal crazy college story. Not…whatever the fuck this was. We argue about it for half an hour but she refuses to apologize. So I decide to sleep in the guest room.

This story was trashy, I thought I deserved an apology for having to hear it. They shouldn’t be joking about it. AITAH or is my wife?

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Its a ridiculous situation im finding myself in right now. I was walking my dog when i saw a heated argument go down between a young boy and a young girl right infront of my apartment door. While my dog was taking a shit i heared her scream „let me go!“ and stuff but he was holding both her hands hindering the girl from walking away. Then when he slept her in the face, i let a loud whistle off and yeld to let her go. He looked at me and said some profanities but didnt let her go. So i walked very close with my dog who happens to look a bit threatening, which scared him off and he stopped holding her. I asked the girl if she wants to walk with me a bit tonget away from him and she agreed. While we walked away, the kid yelled „i‘ll remeber your face, i’ll look for you and im gonna beat you the fuck up when i find you without your dog!“

While i walked the girl a few blocks away, i talked to her a bit. Both of them were 14 years old (!) and the kid is apparently a huge troublemaker and lives a few houses further. Apperntly comes from a very troubled family.

When she felt safe and the dude was nowhere to see, i let her alone and went back home. But there he was, right infront of my door waiting. I, a 30yearold 1.9m big guy, didn‘t feel threatened and just smiled at him while i entered my home with my dog. He also smiling back at me, making gestures suggesting that he wants to beat me up like in a bad oldschool highschool movie with bullies.

I laughed about it at first. But this happened yesterday and the kid is still infront of my door waiting for me everytime i go outside with my dog. Im not scraed to get hurt or anything, he is like 1.5m small and im a big guy. But i mean what am i supposed to do? I guess i go to prison if i defend myself against a 14 yearold, if he really wants a fight, right? I guess i could just leave the house with my dog to just keep him away. But what would be the best corse of action if it really would come to an encounter without my dog and he actually tries to attack me or smthn, before i manage to find out who his parents are?

Tl;dr: 14 yearold kid camps my apartment door to beat me up. And i, a 30yearold big guy, would like to deescalate without going to prison.

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