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Posted by2 days ago

OPEN LETTER

Forging A Return To Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit

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Posted by11 hours ago

If you lose one sense, apparently your other senses are enhanced.

This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.

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Posted by12 hours ago

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in between two identical twins.

It was impossible..to differentiate between them.

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Posted by17 hours ago

I met 3 women at the bar last night…

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

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Posted by16 hours ago

Religion

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?

The pilot you frickin' racist!

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Posted by13 hours ago

Long

An old rich man and his three sons die and arrive at the Pearly Gate

St. Peter tells the old man: we’ve been expecting you, but not them. Your sons are not supposed to be here.

The old man replies: Well. It’s all my fault. When I was dying, I had a test for them. I gave each of them 10 dollars and told them to buy something that can fill the entire room. Whoever accomplishes the mission will inherit all my wealth.

St. Peter becomes curious and replies: then?

The oldest son says: I bought many boxes of cotton and it barely filled the room.

St. Peter keeps asking: that doesn’t explain why you’re here.

The second oldest son says: I bought a used gas cylinder. As soon as I opened the valve, the stinking smell of gas filled the room. At that moment I thought I won.

St. Peter becomes more curious: sounds goofy but still doesn’t explain why you are all here.

The youngest son: I brought a lit candle, thinking it will easily make the room full of light.

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Posted by14 hours ago