I bought some Dua Lipa's concert tickets after waiting for years to see her again. Before I bought her concert tickets, I told my friends that we could go to her concert together but none of them bothered with my invitation. So, I bought her concert tickets and told them about it. Everyone was cool with it, except this one Muslim friend. When I showed him my e-ticket, that's when he became a twat.
He grabbed my phone and took a picture of my ticket to post it on his WhatsApp status. In his caption, he mentioned how I had fallen to Western hedonism and strayed away from Islamic values and morality. Looking back, it is hilarious to get lectured about moral values from this Muslim friend who is sexist, homophobic, racist and rude. It's even funnier when you also realise he often makes r@pe jokes and inappropriately grabs someone's private parts.
Edit: I should've referred to him as a Muslim acquaintance instead of “friend” because we are not even close.
