DnD: Roll for Initiative!

Basically, it's a standard Bag of Holding, but whenever it's used, I'm forcing the player to roll a D100. Whatever the result is, that's the insult that it's gonna sling at the player. Once (or if) all the insults are used, it'll be a normal Bag of Holding.

It's my way to vent at the players for the insane nonsense they've done.

If it helps, I'm making the bag sound like Joe Pesci.

Edit: Holy crap, this took off. Also, you guys are amazing and savage! Gonna have to make a few editions of this...