Be Well... Oh, Well

I was checking out a customer in the pharmacy and all of a sudden my stomach felt like it was in knots and I felt like I had to pass gas. I decided to let it go while I was checking her out and it made the loudest noise ever! I didn’t anticipate its loudness at all. I pretended like it was my foot but it was obvious and it smelled horrendous. Like I have never smelled something so foul in my life. Apparently this lady got offended and started yelling at me and wanted to speak to the manager and was yelling in front of everyone standing in line at the pharmacy so now everyone knows what happened. I apologized and she just yelled and said that there was probably shit on her medicine now and made us refill it. I went back to refill and she was looking and then yelled at me again and said “Not you!! Jesus Christ!”. Her yelling was so loud it made me jump and I farted AGAIN lmfao and she fucking heard me fart again and was like are you serious and accused me of doing it on purpose now. The manager called me back before I clocked out and asked me if I was actually doing it on purpose. Anyways I’m embarrassed now and don’t wanna go to work tomorrow .