Posts about Anthony Precourt
YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!! AWWWW HELL YES IT'S
AND TODAY WE, UH, "WELCOME" THE TEAM OWNED BY THE WORST SHITHEEL IN THE LEAGUE, THE UNWILLING NAMESAKE OF THE WOODEN SPOON AWARD, ANTHONY PRECOURT!!!
PERHAPS HYPEMAN IS BEING TOO INSENSITIVE. AFTER ALL, PRECOURT DID WHINE TO EXPLAIN TO THE DON ABOUT HOW TRAUMATIZED HE WAS BY HIS INTENTIONALLY FUCKING OVER COLUMBUS 'EXPLORING A NEW BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY' IN AUSTIN AND THAT'S SOOOOO SAD FOR HIM.
OR-- NAH. ACTUALLY, LET'S GIVE THE GREEDY BASTARD SOME MORE SHIT TO WHINE ABOUT! MAYBE THERE IS SOME CLEVER WAY TO REMIND HIM OF HIS TEAM'S WORST MOMENTS? I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL COME UP WITH SOMETHING!!!
HYPEMAN WILL BE BRINGING THE LIL' HYPERS TODAY, SO PLEASE, SING YOUR HEARTS OUT EXTRA HARD!!! GOTTA SHOW THE LIL' HYPERS HOW IT'S DONE PROPER!!! HYPEMAN KNOWS THE GREATEST TEAM IN HISTORY WILL BE BRINGING IT ON THE FIELD TO CRUSH LOS POBRECITO VERDITOS!!!
HYPEMAN OUT