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Posted by2 days ago

The word "poop" is a million times more profane than the word "shit"

When referring to feces, people seem to think "shit" is profanity, while the most disgusting word in the English language, "poop", is the kid-friendly version suitable for public use.

the word "poop" is onomatopoeic. Speaking the word requires fixing your lips like a puckering asshole and squeezing the word out like a fat turd, before returning to the shape of a butthole. It is the sound and shape of an ass squeezing out a dump. I shudder when I hear it. Especially if there is an added bubble-pop of a syllable as the assmouth returns to form.

The word "shit" is clean and precise. It's over as soon as it begins. It starts softly and finishes quickly. It's like the fluttering of a wing. Stop saying p**p like it's not a bad word, and start saying shit!

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Posted by13 hours ago

Listening to loud music in your own car with your windows down isn’t cringe or annoying or rude.

See this posted on various subreddits with a bunch of people jumping on the hate train. Everyone seems to think I do this because I want other people to listen to my music, when really I just like loud music. Like, you think I turn it down in the winter when the windows are up and there’s no one walking around to hear it?

It’s such a silly thing to get butthurt about music you don’t like entering your ear space for less than a minute as I pass.

EDIT

Lmao

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Posted by12 hours ago

Uncooked pasta noodles are an ok substitute for chips

If I'm really craving something crunchy and I don't have chips, sometimes I eat a couple uncooked pasta noodles with some salt. I'd prefer chips, but the pasta satisfies the craving.

Edit: Just to be clear if using this method I personally prefer penne

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Posted by12 hours ago

Music today isn’t good just because it’s rap and techno, no, music today isn’t good because the mainstream stuff doesn’t have real people playing real instruments

I feel like the reason I prefer songs pre 2000 is because most of them didn’t have any choice but to have real people playing real instruments

now days everything is done on a computer and it sounds too mechanical

when it’s a real person playing an instrument there’s soul to the music, more feeling, more emotion, more connection with man and music

it’s almost like bands are a thing of the past because big mainstream artists don’t need other people playing an instrument, they just need to sing

edit: I mean mainstream music, please stop making the same redundant comments below

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Posted by8 hours ago

Black color lipstick looks horrible on everyone

I have never seen someone look good with black lipstick and other dark colors such as blue and green. I’ve actually seen beautiful women that wear these type of lipstick and it just makes them look ugly.

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Posted by5 hours ago

Food being authentic is not the same as it being delicious

People will use authentic and delicious interchangeably, and the same for inauthentic and bad food. If an ethnic food tastes bad/good to them, theyll claim its inauthentic/authentic even if it isnt, because they dont/do like the taste of it. I see this especially in food reviews.

"Theyll be like, wow! This orange chicken is amazing! And authentic Chinese food.☆☆☆☆☆"

Like no its not authentic. It may be delicious, but not authentic. Perhaps authetnic american chinese.

I know this is petty but thats what this sub is for :p

Personally idc if a food is authentic or not, as long as it tastes good 😎

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