*pounds on piano keys
(https://tinyurl.com/MNFAnthem)

🎶Well its Monday night
and new week has begun
We'll be turning on the TV
for some Footy fun
I see a play-off bound season here on Paramount+
The NWSL each week is their specialty
We got to get ready, make everything right
Because Monday Night Football is coming on tonight🎶

Tonight we continue this roller coaster of a season (especially this month) at the Banque against Cheecago for some MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL action. Someone go dig up Howard Cosell, dust him off and sit him next to Lor...mmhh, nah we can't do that to Lori, how about Tony (Meola), there we go. Someone go tell Tony he is doing color with Zombie Cosell.

🎶Are you ready
Are you ready
Are you ready, ready
Are you ready for some Football!?🎶

The last five overall games have really been a microcosm for our season. Starting on a high, only to flounder the lead, to eventually net a winner at home against a real BBQ town team, KC Current. Going toe to toe with the league leaders only to be robbed at daylight by the ref...again. Going to North Vinegar BBQlina, and getting a banal but needed point. Getting to taste our own blood in Seattle against team Rapinoe, in a bare bottom 2nd half spanking. Finally showing resilience in the Rose City only to lose it on a lucky flick in the box with a lackluster of a performance by our keeper. If you haven't aged after watching those last five games, then you must be using some really good moisturizer, because Shlomo got old just typing that.

🎶A Monday night party
Hey, this is Your Old Pal Shlomo
Ready to get the good time started
We got the teams on the field
And we turned down the lights
All our rowdy friends are back for Monday night.🎶

As per usual acolytes, I have made my descent from the mountain top of Hype with the Word from our majesty, the YASSS QUEEN! We have a lot to be hopeful for, Syd Vicious is on the precipice of playing a game this season for LAFC. We have Julie "The Disruptor" Ertz anchoring our midfield. There is that world renown in the box dancer known as Alyssa Thompson just breaking defenders ankles. In the back we have America's Sweetheart Sarah Gorden; and that is just the tip of the iceberg, I havent even mentioned Endo, Press, Nielsen, Emslie...etc. However, as of several days ago, we have Thierry Henry...(*"sir, it's Amandine")...Amandine Henry! Even better, she has WAY more hair than he does for starters.

🎶Now everyone will be watching this prime time show
New York, Nashville, San Francisco
We love to watch the TIFO drop before the game begins
Cheerleaders? No Hank, we don't have and or need cheerleaders
The screaming crowd and Goalkeepers stare
Dancing attackers and crosses in the air
Big tackles are a coming, and fullbacks are cutting inside
Everybody turns it up for Monday night🎶

Some of the deets for tomorrows game, it will be at the Banque with a 1900 start time. It will be shown on Paramount+ and Bally sports, iHeart radio and KWKW for the mobil. Angel City will play the Redstars who are the depths of Davy Jones...table; hopefully ACFC can play well and bag three points.

🎶Everybody's a fan
Hey, this is the biggest party Fam
We got Freya, and Julie, and Alyssa
We will get this thing started
Week after week, its the time that is right
All my rowdy friends are here for Monday night🎶

I hope you have all been properly hyped
https://tinyurl.com/Week10Preview
https://tinyurl.com/NWSLW10Preview

Transcribed by Your Old Pal Shlomo,
Metatron to her Majesty the...YASSS QUEEN!