mihai-florescu:

mihai-florescu:

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How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

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peroroh:

thinking about her again…

EDIT:  i was looking through someone’s tags and i didn’t know cervitaurs were the name for deer centaurs! so thanks for teaching me that, tumblr stranger. :>

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dreg-heap:

dreg-heap:

Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”

French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”

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nudityandnerdery:

angelicguy:

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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hoshikostar:

judgejudyofficial:

gay-irl:

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yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

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lycanthology:

lycanthology:

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

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loverbear-butch:

loverbear-butch:

actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!

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thank you @a-flawless-catastrophe for this excellent way of putting it this is perfect

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ikamusume:

why do the porn bots disappear for a while before coming back in huge waves its like plants vs zombies tumblr style 

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internetwesley:

internetwesley:

its a cold and its a broken tumblr cum poll

This was a complete fluke btw I didn’t do anything for it to break, it just broke.

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