Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

The court sentences them to 10 whip lashes each, but everyone is allowed to make a special request beforehand.

First up is the Serb. "I request a pillow strapped on my back!" he says. After 2 lashes it rips apart and his back gets completely torn open.

Second up is the Croat. "I request two pillows strapped on my back!" he says. After 4 lashes it rips apart and his back gets completely torn open.

Third up is the Bosniak. The judge says "since you are a fellow muslim, you can make 2 requests!".

"My first request is for 100 lashes!" the Bosniak shouts. Bewildered the judge asks "And your second request?".

"Strap the Serb on my back!"

I hope I don't start of another balkan war in the comments. I'm a Serb myself and this is my favourite Balkan joke. Love and peace, my brothers!