Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts

Found the internet!

Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations.

Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

r/Jokes

7.6k

pinned by moderators

Posted by3 years ago

3

MODPOST

Reposts...

7.6k

3 comments

1.6k

Posted by11 months ago

2

MODPOST

Let's discuss spam, spammers, and the spamming spammers who spam.

1.6k

238 comments

1.0k

Posted by14 hours ago

In the past, your last name often reflected your profession. Tailors - taylor, Blacksmith - Smith, ect.

So what the heck was a Dickinson?

1.0k

382 comments

236

Posted by6 hours ago

According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a Half Horse and Half Human Doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

236

10 comments

1.9k

Posted by17 hours ago

Walks into a bar

A man walks into a brothel

He says to the madam, “Hi I’m a traveling businessman, I’ve been on the road for weeks. I’ll pay $100 for the worst blowjob in the house.”

She says, “The worst?… for $100 you can get the best blowjob in the house!”

He says, “No it’s all right, I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”

1.9k

41 comments

599

Posted by11 hours ago

Walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar and does a sommersault, a cartwheel and finally backflips onto a barstool. The bartender asks him: "Wow! How did you do that?" The horse answers: "Well, I've worked in the circus for all my life, so that's how." The barman nods approvingly and gives the horse a free drink.

A couple minutes later another horse walk in and he does a frontflip, a pirouette and finally sideflips onto the barstool. The barman asks him: "Well have I ever! Did you also work in the circus?" The horse answers: "No, I just tripped over the doornat."

599

44 comments

380

Posted by9 hours ago