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Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

r/Jokes

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Posted by3 years ago

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Posted by10 months ago

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Let's discuss spam, spammers, and the spamming spammers who spam.

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Posted by9 hours ago

What is the difference between iron man and aluminium man ?

Iron man stops the bad guys, aluminium man just foils their plans.

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Posted by15 hours ago

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times..

Just like yo mamma

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Posted by7 hours ago

I just passed my drug test...

My dealer has some explaining to do!

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Posted by10 hours ago

I know a woman who has been married 3 times and is still a virgin

Her first husband was a psychologist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. Her second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. Her third husband was a gourmet and all he wanted to do was eat it.

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The good news is that I just heard she is getting remarried. This time she is going to marry a lawyer that way she knows she will get screwed.

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Posted by1 day ago

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

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