…and his mom is in the kitchen when she hears him say, “The train has arrived at the station. All you mother-fuckers getting off, get off and all you mother-fuckers getting on, get on.”
She immediately scolds him for the language and puts him in time-out for 30 minutes. He comes back afterwards and resumes playing with the train. She smiles when she hears him say, “The train has arrived at the station. Those getting off the train, please do so. Those getting on the train, please do so.”
Then he says, “If you would like to make a complaint about the train being late, then go talk to the bitch in the kitchen,”
A man comes to the birth registration office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says the father: "There were no objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end all you want is a club and a spade.
