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[–]KermitDfrog1337🥓Slapin’ Ms. Piggy’s Ass With GME🥓 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Which goes better on pizza, Pineapple or Anchovies.

Personally I’d do pineapple.

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Love me some anchovies.

Bring on the briny bastards!

[–]KermitDfrog1337🥓Slapin’ Ms. Piggy’s Ass With GME🥓 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are they fishy tasting or just salty?

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The salt is the most overpowering aspect of anchovies, and why they should be used sparingly on pizza. But I still love them.

[–]NEWS0CKSFastest Nuke MW2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NEVER SURRENDER!!!

[–]kaotikz3030? Power to the Players 🛑 -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Do we realpy need more "low volume" and "low volume guy" posts?

[–]mauimilk? Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got slammed for saying the same thing today.

[–]NotSomeDudeOnReddit🔥 RYAN STARTED THE FIRE 🔥 8 points9 points  (1 child)

When we have record low volume...yes

[–]kaotikz3030? Power to the Players 🛑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres like 10 posts all saying same shit. Its redundant

[–]Stickyv35DRS BOOK ✔️ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My theory on volume:

They're running low on shares (is pure DRS 🔥?). Also ETFs and SPX didn't do a ton on volume or downward movement today to pressure.

So they are shorting with their own shares. They are the "LONG" owner of those equities, despite their hold being purely as a long hedge. So they run über low volume with the borrows available and trade short their own shares.

This ties the 52-59% short volume from yesterday and today with ATL volume. Also we're at a critical point technically as the price broke above the 50 day simple/expo price average, a key level for any stock.

I know it's been said a million times but hedgies might truly be low on ammo.

[–]iupvotefood🟣 DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT 💜 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Bullish on tomorrow

[–]ZombieDraculaMotorVotin' Sumnabitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bullish on Madof being traded for Mayo in terms of hardest fall from the top to prison

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I know it's late
I know you're weary
But go brush and floss, you monkeys

-Bob Seger

[–]TrillTron🍋I am Jack's jacked tits🍋 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Seriously. Take care of yo teef. You WILL regret not doing so.

[–]Skulldrey🦍THROWS HIS OWN SHIT 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy today and they came back normal with only indication of gastric reflux... considering the alternatives, I'll take it.

Colonoscopy at 30. I never thought I'd need one, but here we are. Glad it's over.

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I don't want one, but I also have a feeling I should get one

[–]Skulldrey🦍THROWS HIS OWN SHIT 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I found out I was at high-risk of GI cancers because of a deficiency I have. So I get to do this again in 10 years, which is still 5 years earlier than everyone else. It sucks, but it is what it is, I guess.

I would highly advise that you should get one if your symptoms are worrisome. It's less than a 24-hour endeavor and it beats the hell out of wondering if you've got something sinister growing in your gut.

[–]avalanchebranchesGME is de idiosyncratic wae ma brudda 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I like that RC's only way to benefit from GME is if the price goes up and the company profits. This is the way 🚀

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]MrTechnicals🚀 JACKED TO THE TITS 🚀 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Whats the computershare email for voting look like? Whats the email address its from and the subject? I can't find it in my inbox or junk mail

[–]LikethewayouthinkTop 85% 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s from a bs address @cpucommunications.com with the subject ”GameStop Corp. Annual Meeting Information - Your Vote is Important!”

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you have email preference on? If not, then you have to wait for the control number in the mail

[–]MrTechnicals🚀 JACKED TO THE TITS 🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks

[–]TrillTron🍋I am Jack's jacked tits🍋 6 points7 points  (3 children)

They can jack my rent and assblast egg prices but if they come for my coffee beans I'll fuckin lose it man

[–]ZombieDraculaMotorVotin' Sumnabitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My beans are up $3... in Detroit. I'm currently out because I couldn't fit coffee in the budget. I'm so ready for this to be over.

[–]RampageGeorge🚀Ken Griffins Prison Pen Pal🚀 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Just switch to tea, it's so much easier. Go outside, grab some dirty leaves and braches, dunk them in hot water, and pretend that shit tastes good.

[–]capital_bj🧚🧚🐵 MOASSMAN 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right there with you I don't think I'll ever enjoy tea, rare fancy coffee though I'm game

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 3 points4 points  (10 children)

I think writers should be paid fairly, but to be fair there are a lot of shitty writers. Everything I watch lately rubs me the wrong way. People talking in a way that people don't talk, contrivances, plot armor. It's like writers are me in 7th grade creative writing class.

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 4 points5 points  (4 children)

There are a lot of people who can really change how things go from script to screen. Talent, directors, producers, editors. I try to remember that crap outome doesn't automatically mean crap writing.

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 3 points4 points  (3 children)

That's exactly how I feel about Marvel and Star Wars for example. Corpo pressure to have maximum inoffensive mass appeal. But smaller stuff where you'd expect less interference to water down the writing but still has bad writing is what I find more frustrating.

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Funny, I would have looked at DC as the group that consistently fail to deliver quality entertainment compared to the source material.

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't watch as much of DC but I'm sure that's also true

[–]ZombieDraculaMotorVotin' Sumnabitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before James Gunn, there was literally zero redeeming qualities. It was like everyone was paralyzed by the idea of creating any sort well-thought out movie that contained something of value.

I watched them all and I can't tell you one thing that happened.

[–]Hydrophilics💎🙌🏻 I SAID WE GREEN TODAY 🍦💩🪑 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So I terminated my plan holdings and all of my shares are booked. However, computershare still has a plan holdings section but has 0 quantity. Is there a way to completely remove this section?

[–]whattothewhonow🥒 Lemme see that Shrek Dick 🥒 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's only kept for recordkeeping purposes.

[–]Redacted_Bull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck this flat/melt up shit. I wanna see -3% on indicies tomorrow. GIVE US BLOOD

[–]brozephh🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ComputerShare says it can't process my request online b/c reasons so when I call what to ask for specifically? just terminate from the plan? or do i hav to actually confirm they are moving my shares from p1an to b00k

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The person on the other end will be, and trust me on this one, a human being who is capable of responding to your questions.

[–]Dilfy1234 Thank you Jesus for GME 10 points11 points  (2 children)

MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

[–]chipchip9ALL GAS NO BRAKES 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LFG 🚀🚀

[–]crossingpins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh that's my favorite day!

[–]sipapion 🌕 Apeagandist 💎🤲🦍 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So crazy that gme completely revamped their logistics to (at the moment) ship very low weight/size items fast and cheap. Now remember they said dec earnings theyd explore strategic acquisitions.

If GME were to acquire a near completely e-commerce company, they could leverage their newfound logistics competence and create additional value from existing infrastructure. RC alr saved one cellar boxd company , whats another 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ . + ideally a target would have idk say 50%digital sales penetration ;). Docs showing RC is making moves

🦍🦍 grillin 🤩

[–]capital_bj🧚🧚🐵 MOASSMAN 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Silent g , and moves like jagger, he's got my vote

[–]beleak 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Needing to declare my GME shares as part of some financial documents with my ex-wife. They want a brief description of assets/type of investment. How can I not mention GameStop or Computershare?

[–]TofuPython2277/2277 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I don't think you should try to not mention GME. Not legal advice ofc, but I can see that really biting you in the ass.

[–]beleak 2 points3 points  (2 children)

She listed her assets as "401K". That's it.

I guess I could write "stock certificates"?

[–]whattothewhonow🥒 Lemme see that Shrek Dick 🥒 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To be equally as vague would be "individual investment account"

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the purposes of divorce proceedings, future gains will be irrelevant. If anything they'll only being interested in the current market value

[–]daman11111111 I know when that hotline bling 😤🚀💪💯 17 points18 points  (0 children)

GME about to run hard with all these shills crawling out from their caves

[–]sneaks678💜 Power to the People 💜 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Book = DRS

Plan = DSPP

If you want your shares out of the DTC, then BOOK 'em! A portion of DSPP (plan) shares are held in the DTC. Book and plan are NOT the same.

[–]boldrobizzle 24 points25 points  (1 child)

265 shares per computershare account left to lock the float

[–]mtksurferGME Super Storm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BOOM

[–]1redrumemag87 99%+ 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Ladies & Gentlemen, ethical dilemma: My wife “thinks” I spent X. I really spent Y. Her boyfriend is a fucking idiot…. Do I correct her?

Edit: typos

[–]RampageGeorge🚀Ken Griffins Prison Pen Pal🚀 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Tell her to read the daily, she'll understand.

[–]capital_bj🧚🧚🐵 MOASSMAN 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait come here, what is this crap you told me to read in "the daily", this proves nothing you dummy, you are hiding a digital wallet now too wtf! Go back to the shed, me and the boyfriend need some alone time.

This is all hypothetical, I am hopelessly single.

[–]RampageGeorge🚀Ken Griffins Prison Pen Pal🚀 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You have a lot to learn. The shed is where it's at. Ignore all the moaning and groaning in the house. We have a beyblade tournament and caprisun on ice in the shed.

[–]capital_bj🧚🧚🐵 MOASSMAN 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin eh that sounds like a good time, #shedlife

[–]chipchip9ALL GAS NO BRAKES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Its wife changing money either way you choose.

[–]TrillTron🍋I am Jack's jacked tits🍋 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've spent more total time in Superstonk than most MMORPGs I've played

[–]TrillTron🍋I am Jack's jacked tits🍋 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Drink a poo
Smoke a coffee
Do a weed

[–]Gooseman1019🏴‍☠️HONK FOR THE STONK🏴‍☠️ 5 points6 points  (4 children)

WHEN, WHY, HOW, AND WHERE PORSCHE?

[–]iupvotefood🟣 DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT 💜 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wen mower attachment

[–]chipchip9ALL GAS NO BRAKES 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yes. GOD DAMN IT, ITS PORSCHE TIME.

[–]Gooseman1019🏴‍☠️HONK FOR THE STONK🏴‍☠️ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

🤤

[–]chipchip9ALL GAS NO BRAKES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tick Tock.

[–]daman11111111 I know when that hotline bling 😤🚀💪💯 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Here for laughs, a few wrinkles, and hey who knows maybe make a buck or two along the way

[–]perkinomicsThe cream will rise to the top, yeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just here for the sloots

[–]raida1978🦍Voted✅ -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Out of curiosity, when was BobBY ever a play? There's a sub and everything.

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They ASSUMED RC was going to pull a GME type reversal but he wasn’t even that embedded as what was hyped

[–]Thunder_dropMayo Wut Do? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iykyk 🤷‍♂️🥴

[–]DangerActiveRobots🟣 DRS MEANS SUCCESS 🟣 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Help I'm stuck in Samsara

[–]stgabrielALL YOUR FLOAT ARE BELONG TO US 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then hungry ghosts are in charge

[–]Kitchen_Net_GMEFind the BOOK DD 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Anybody find any sweet Mother’s Day gifts ideas from GameStop???

Oh and…when will GameStop sell lingerie (for my wife).

[–]triforce721Hold’n Caulfield 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My mom is going to love watching me play the new Zelda

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who could have foreseen this user would be a Zelda fan?

I just wish they would finally answer the timeless question. What if Zelda were a girl?

[–]triforce721Hold’n Caulfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then I'd say politics has killed a great series

/s

[–]lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf🪠🚽 POOPING IS BULLISH 🧻💩 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I've pooped out of my butt and I'll have you know that this is an indicator that I have found to be extraordinarily bullish.

[–]Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv❤️14a-8❤️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fuck is wrong with your name.

[–]BellweirboyHis name was Darren Saunders - Rest In Peace 🦍 Voted ✅ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Mayo Force One from Miami to Palm Beach.

Yawn…

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is that a ten minute flight?

[–]ZombieDraculaMotorVotin' Sumnabitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might as well choke the population out of a few more collective years of air while they hold our heads underwater and ratfuck our ass economy

[–]Kitchen_Net_GMEFind the BOOK DD 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think it’s going to be Citadel vs Virtu as the final fight.

[–]ShortSqueezeNut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jim Cramer, “We all know that Citadel is the only dog in this fight. It’s been over since before it started. 💫 “

[–]High_From_ColoradoToo High To Sell 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Anybody else remember when we first started saying wen moon and wen cum and then MSM started pumping Wendy's and cummins? Good times

[–]zestypotatoes🥔 Power to the Potatoes 🥔 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is why the mods sensor the power of CH🅾️DE

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Automod bans words with opaQUE EFficacy.

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shows how fucking dumb they are just taking the data that was spoonfed to them without any research

[–]PatarokunGMERICAN 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The year is 2044. A shadow creeps over the subreddit. Across the world plaintive wails can be heard from apes as they stare into their screens in horror. For it was this day that low-volume guy finally ran out of images of hard-of-hearing stock-photo people! 😱

The volume? 800. Not 800k. 800.

[–]chipchip9ALL GAS NO BRAKES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats like next week

[–]iofhua 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wen Moon?

[–]DystonianFloor:118,999,881,999,119,725.3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/

[–]lorelore7🧚🧚💎🙌🏻 Unrealised Billionaire 💪🧚🧚 2 points3 points  (0 children)

880k members. Congratulations poor bastards!

[–]TrillTron🍋I am Jack's jacked tits🍋 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Price: Goes up, down, sideways, backwards, in circles, spells the entire works of Shakespeare, whatever

Me: 🏴‍☠️💎¯\_(ツ)_/¯💎🏴‍☠️

[–]zestypotatoes🥔 Power to the Potatoes 🥔 7 points8 points  (1 child)

After eating an early dinner at Golden Corral, Kenny spends his Saturday nights practicing as lead singer in a Dave Matthew's Band cover band. So far nobody has booked them for any gigs, but they're working on a demo.

[–]avalanchebranchesGME is de idiosyncratic wae ma brudda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This cracks me up hits me too close too home. I am in a cover band with no shows yet but working on a good demo 🐸

[–]Dismal-JellyfishFloat like a jellyfish, sting like an FTD! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Companies hide negative news by issuing unrelated press releases alongside SEC filings, study shows. It found that, alongside 8-K reports featuring negative news, managers tend to push out simpler, unrelated press releases to divert attention from the harder-to-read regulatory filings.

[–]shiny_happy_persons🦔🔫🦔 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mugatu:

Heat lamps. So hot right now.

[–]Dilfy1234 Thank you Jesus for GME 13 points14 points  (0 children)

🍻

[–]JamiePulledMeUp💜?🐔 💜 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think Boston consulting group BCG has infiltrated the non profit I work at. The decisions being made are beyond idiotic and highly short sighted. I'm officially one of the people in this sub who say "let this thing moon already" as of today.

But...

Still zen, lick my balls kenny

[–]Dismal-JellyfishFloat like a jellyfish, sting like an FTD! 8 points9 points  (1 child)

NY Fed President John C. Williams:

"The Federal Reserve is committed to bringing inflation down. As the Mandalorian would say, Price stability. "This is the way." In "The Rise of Skywalker," Anakin urged Rey to "bring back the balance." The FOMC has been taking strong actions to do just that"

TLDRS:

  • Do you feel pandered to?
  • He expects inflation to decline to around 3-1/4 percent this year, before returning to our longer-run goal of 2 percent over the next two years.
    • As tighter monetary policy continues to take effect, he expects real GDP to grow modestly this year, with growth then picking up somewhat next year.
  • He anticipates slow growth will continue to cool the labor market, with unemployment gradually rising to about 4 to 4-1/2 percent over the next year.

[–]avalanchebranchesGME is de idiosyncratic wae ma brudda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wtf Star wars? I didn't order any droids I ordered price and bank stability

[–]whiskyandmeMoney buys 🥃 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WAT? 🦻

[–]ShortSqueezeNut 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Swiss housing derivative SBB -25% on day after suspension of dividend and debt obligation concerns.

[–]BuildBackRicher? Power to the Players 🛑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swedish?

[–]Cdn_ape!Horny for the stonk! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a DRS ting my yute.

[–]blenderforall💜🍆🍇🍆💜🍆🍇 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure we've all been excited for low volume, but when high volume?

[–]avalanchebranchesGME is de idiosyncratic wae ma brudda 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I am fantasizing about using up all my perks at work and then putting my 2 weeks in once GME is on Uranus 🚀 going to be orgasmic

[–]poundofmayoforlunch? Power to the Players 🛑 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ever since the last DRS language change, my productivity has dropped 100%. During meetings, I do mini standup sets. Not sure if they know how little fucks I give.

[–]daman11111111 I know when that hotline bling 😤🚀💪💯 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Bezos laughing at Kengriffin in that picture is bullish

[–]Aromatic_Flounder727🦧💜🍆PURPLE NURPLES🍆💜🦧 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“You’re short HOW many shares Kenny? You fucking donkey!”

[–]The-Blind-Lion🦍Voted✅ 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Wen dentist money

[–]whiskyandmeMoney buys 🥃 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oof too real

[–]arkadiiiiii 10 points11 points  (2 children)

How do you report mods

[–]capital_bj🧚🧚🐵 MOASSMAN 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For?

[–]misterpickles69🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying it’s modding time and modding all over the threada

[–]Away_Ad2468🤙Wen Bart Simpson calls his mom it’s a Marge Call 🤙 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Hey it’s been 84 years, can someone remind me of a list of smoothbrain explanations of why crazy low volume is so tit jacking?

Edit: Wrinkly brain explanations welcome as well, just don’t expect me to understand…

[–]Reluctant_Firestorm🌙🚀💎 So it begins 💎🚀🌙 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda smooth myself, but here's my take:

Many shares tied up in DRS. Day-trading behavior is very curtailed. Small numbers of shares being traded in a very narrow window as algos go back and forth. No one really knows what's gonna happen, never been done before. Maybe volume gets so low somethin's gonna break.

[–]poundofmayoforlunch? Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Let’s say you have a 100,000 zerglings coming at you. You are Terran but don’t have enough supply depots bc you spent all your minerals on Turrets. Zerglings don’t fly.

[–]DystonianFloor:118,999,881,999,119,725.3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else call it the Tomato Cannon?

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 22 points23 points  (5 children)

BRING HEAT LAMP THEORY TO SUPERSTONK YOU COWARDS

[–]whattothewhonow🥒 Lemme see that Shrek Dick 🥒 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Someone should tell 6days to get over their little tantrum and come post their theory themself.

[–]3DigitIQ🦍 FM is the FUD killer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👆💯

[–]SoreLoserOfDumbtownDingo’s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration 🍻🏴‍☠️ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Go ahead and post it. 🤷‍♂️

[–]TreasurerAlex🍟 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚀🦭🦭🦭🦭 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But then where will they direct their outrage at after?

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have plenty to go around

[–]TreasurerAlex🍟 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚀🦭🦭🦭🦭 18 points19 points  (1 child)

It’s almost like they’re running out of shares to fuck with… hmmmm

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just DRS things…

[–]avalanchebranchesGME is de idiosyncratic wae ma brudda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND MEE 🍕

[–]HobodaklownVoted thrice | DRS’d | Pro Member | Terminated 4 points5 points  (1 child)

!FLAIRY! Voted thrice | DRS’d | Pro Member | Terminated

[–]Superstonk-Flairy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(✿^‿^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ your flair has been granted

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bookem and Cookem

[–]daman11111111 I know when that hotline bling 😤🚀💪💯 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NOICE

[–]antieffortDo I DRS all my GME? RobertRedfordNodding.gif 12 points13 points  (1 child)

moass tomorrow 😎

[–]ShadeShow🚀💎I am the one who stonks💎🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always is.

[–]Realistic_Ear_9378I'm supposed to do this I guess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

a little too quiet...

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 15 points16 points  (3 children)

PIZZA PARTY LFG

[–]Cdn_ape!Horny for the stonk! 7 points8 points  (2 children)

WHAT CAN I BRING?

POP, CHIPS?

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WEED?

[–]TofuPython2277/2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo a fellow pop sayer 🤝

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]whattothewhonow🥒 Lemme see that Shrek Dick 🥒 15 points16 points  (0 children)

1.514M is the new low record volume.

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

PINCH PINCH MOTHER FUCKER

[–]rohttn13CHILL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's a P.A.R.T.Y.....P.A.R.T.Y.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c967usVxYq0

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is there an AI app that can shop car insurance for me.

Cause this is bullllshit

[–]Ghgdgfhbfhjjjihcdxv❤️14a-8❤️ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We traded .5 percent of the float today with just a 50 cent range.

Very squeezy, very pinchy.

[–]Vroom-VRROOM☢️ Hester the molester of retail investors ☢️ 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Went for an interview today. At the end the interviewer said I was highly regarded (by the person that recommend me). It took me longer than I would like to admit to realise it wasn't an insult.

[–]liquidsyphon🦍 R FLOAT(S) - 🩳 MUST CLOSE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Loving that flair

[–]DisgruntledPOG🛩️💰”Figgie Smalls”💰🛩️ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holy Fuck! That low volume record!

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