Anonymous asked:
I had a life sized poster of King Tut's sarcophagus that I used to kiss before bed. I figured because he died as a teenager it wasn't weird.
filmnoirsbian answered:
Yeah that’s the part that makes it not weird
i watch baseball for the side quests
throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout
this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl
damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
bro look out for that cactus
ahh the cactus so pain on my dick
nobody showed up to my public execution :/ what the fuck you guys :/
fine. whatever. well they're beheading me with a sword and you're all going to miss it.
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So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.
While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.
Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.
abled people really act like if your illness or disability isn’t terminal then you’re not allowed to complain about it or grieve the life you thought you’d have and it’s so fucked up
“you should be happy, it could be worse” “at least it won’t kill you” i have to live the rest of my life feeling sick constantly and being unable to run marathons or go on hikes and enjoy other things you able-bodied people take for granted and im not allowed to complain because at least i won’t die from it eventually? im going to rip you apart
