scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak
what prision should be 4:
- rapists
- pedophiles
- murderers
- abusers
what prision shouldn’t be 4:
- non-violent drug dealers
- drug addicts (who need help + support, not prison time)
- protesters/activists
- poc who get arrested 4 doing things white people would never get arrested 4 doing
- rape/incest/abuse/etc victims who kill their attackers (self defense)
- homeless people who are just chilling + not doing anything illegal (like a homeless person is just sleeping + the cops arrest them 4 some dumb reason)
- a lot of people, actually (ex. people who steal like a single apple bc they’re starving, people who take animals from abusive owners, squatters, undocumented immigrants with no/minor criminal records, prostitutes + sex workers, poor people, the mentally ill, etc)
The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.
YALL
WHEN I SAY TWITTER IS TURNING INTO 2013 TUMBLR
I FUCKING MEAN IT
good.
you
in 20 years: exact same headline, minus the quotation marks
It happened. Quake Champions created the ultimate patch note. No other patch note can beat this.
don’t fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes
this is the purest meme to ever hit and i’m so glad
very cool of Sesame Street to put out a statement about how Bert and Ernie aren’t gay. we truly live in a society
I know it’s Not That Deep but what a bummer for saltzman to dedicate his time and creativity to writing something in a clearly heartfelt manner and the minute he gives a sincere interview about it they put out a statement not even mentioning him and saying puppets “don’t have a sexual orientation” like it’s some kind of Sex Thing. truly the story of gay ppl’s contributions to culture lmao
party idea: as the night goes on, kidz bop versions of songs are mixed in little by little. by the time the party comes to a close, people are too drunk to notice they’ve been dancing to kidz bop for hours
chaotic hilarious
TODDBOT HAS PRECOGNITION
you idiots, precognition isnt a thing. Obv toddbot quicksaved before killing everyone and then reloaded.
this is by and far the scariest reply to this post. I’m going to take a shower with all my clothes on now. Thanks.
Love the chaos
Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me