girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated
I love how we as a society decided that very quietly playing in the hall of the mountain king in the background of a scene is your clue that everything is about go entirely unhinged and off the rails
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.
Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team
guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—
guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit
guard one: i killed jfk
guard two: he didn’t
me: guard two, if I asked guard one if he killed jfk, what would he say?
guard two: he’d say he didn’t
me: got it. now I’d like to ask you about some—
me:
me: wait what
i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone
More gentle youths from @spacefuneral’s tags
glados does kind of talk like a tumblr user. she literally would say stuff like I went to the broth convention and none of the really attractive people there even knew your name