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milv (man I love vampires)

@vampiredick

ACAB•emma•22000 years old•vampire apologist/in training/fucker•Bi•ARTIST•memes•i live solely to watch misfortune fall to all my past lovers•she/her•greek goddess
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the worst sniper in the IRA has been hunting me down for 10 years straight

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cuz i found da pot of gold

i don’t ship edward and izzy. i just know for a fact that izzy wants to fuck him. i also don’t like izzy hands. he’s not my meow meow. he’s a little freak and i want to study him like a bug. when he’s on screen i am furious and also giggling and kicking my feet. i hate him and i never want him to leave. hope this helps.

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the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool

the jesters have taken over the abandoned throne