hey man, nice insincere uquiz. i like the part where you said it only took 20 minutes to make, if you said any longer we might thing you cared or something. I like the hostile tone and the part in the pick a song lyric question where you say how lame these kind of questions are, not in yours though, your taste in music is super good. not that you care or anything, I can tell you don't bc of how aggressive and demeaning my results were, it really hits hard. You're a stone wall in this, you're not projecting anything at all about yourself because the ironic and detached writing style hides it so well
The voice was so spot on it took me seconds to realize what he said.
Brisket Candy Canes are the perfect treat for large family gatherings! Brisket isn’t the best cut of meat, but prepared correctly, it’s the most delicious dish on your holiday table! These Brisket Candy Canes have the flavor of brisket with none of the connective tissue.
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this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it
The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
