yeahh this is what prompted me to make this post

@todaysbird

This is at World Bird Sanctuary in St. Louis, Missouri. They’re one of my personal favorite raptor centers in the country and Murphy is a massive dork for this.

The enclosure has multiple other bald eagles, including two females, which have tried to help him in building a nest but he always chases them off even when they approach to court him. Aromatic icon raising his wonderful rock son.

aromatic

i have a large vehicle with which I could strike you with.

some additions: haikyuu was going strong, homestuck ended, harambe, scary clowns, skam season 3, tt by twice, LEMONADE BY BEYONCÉ?????, here come dat boi, damn daniel, BNHA season 1 .... H*MILTON

HISTORY OF JAPAN CAME OUT????????

@fearforthestorm

update: theyre really fucking little. sososososo small. you people dont even know how teenytiny precious these babies are. ittybitty critters...

theyre so. <3. ittybittykitty. i love them all so much. small and tiny and and and and sososososo perfect

sometimes life sucks but sometimes you get to learn about a litter of brand new kittycats who live sososo far away and you can SEE PICTURES of them as if youre right there even though youre not and oh my heart <3

im still not over how its like im right there because i can SEE these little ittybitty creatures with my own eyes and yet im just sitting in bed and also theres an entire goshdarned ocean between me and these babies but the human desire to connect means that i have access to the absolutely bonkers technology required to let me look at these critters. kittycat you agree reblog so true

I CAN SAY GOODNIGHT TO THEM

GOOD MORNING LITTLE WRIGGLY BEASTIES!!!

glad to see the little bitty kittycat babies are a hit. i love you little beasties <3. critters. small teensytiny kitty cats and I GET TO THINKA BOUT THEM

walking around today like. these people don't even know about the little kittycats. teensy tiny creatures. brand new to the world. don't even know about taxes yet.

goodnight little kittycats. i love you <3

ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

Originally posted by ripepineapple

the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there… idk if I’d ever recover

@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time…

mutuals put me in your fridge

Back in 2015, I went over to a classmate’s house for group project work late in the fall, and in the middle of working on the presentation, offered to grab sodas for people but they were out of pepsi and Andrew whose house we were at said “Oh, there’s more in the basement fridge.”

So I go down to the basement, which is well-lit and finished and indeed there are more pepsi but also in the fridge is a massive tortise. This animal was the dimensions of a desktop computer and probably outweighed a labrador. It’s not moving, and is set in the middle of a plastic tray so it’s apparently supposed to be there. I go back upstairs.

“Hey Andrew.” I say, nonchalantly. “So is the tortise in the fridge down there for soup or what?”

“The what?” says the other member of the group project. I don’t remember her name, just that she always wore her hair in pigtails with butterfly clips that were based on real butterflies and she had at least a dozen species.

“Oh! No, that’s Andrew Too.” he says. “His species hibernates so he stays in the fridge for the holidays.”

“You named your tortise after you?” I ask.

“No, uh- Well, my grandfather got him in Egypt or somewhere while he was on leave during the war and He was named Andrew, so he thought it would be funny to name him ‘Andrew Too’.
…Then Mom named me after him so Gandpa left me Andrew Too in his will. He’s pretty cool when he’s awake. Lets us dress him up for summer holidays, doesn’t bark.”

“Oh!” Said Butterflies. “My dad served in the Gulf War too! What unit was he in?”

“Oh no, Grandpa was with the Royal Air Force in World War Two. Andrew Too is going to be 70 this year! We’re going to make him a carrot cake!”

“is that for soup?”

“No, that’s my uncle”