December 14, 2021. The last day of her last banner. Let’s brush up on what has happened since this fine day.

Genshin related:

• 21 playable characters have been released, with 2 more coming in the next patch.

• Two characters have had three banners: Xiao and Itto (released literally after the last Eula banner)

• The following characters released pre-2.3 have received two reruns: Ganyu, Kokomi, Ayaka (pending), Raiden, Yoimiya, Venti, Zhongli

• The following characters released post-2.3 have gotten a rerun: Miko, Ayato, Yelan, Shenhe (pending), Cyno (pending)

• The following characters broke their own longtime (9+ months) absences from before 2.3: Kazuha, Klee, Yoimiya, Hu Tao, Ganyu, Xiao, Childe, Albedo, Venti

• Five regions have been released: Enkanomiya, The Chasm, Dharma Forest, Great Red Sand, Desert of Hadramaveth

• Six skins have been released.

• Six artifact sets have come out, and people continue to sell their souls in the domains.

• The Eula and Albedo banner was Hoyo’s first attempt at dual banners. Now, they’re the norm.

• Inazuma opened its doors again.

• An entire nation's Archon Quest was completed.

• Archon Quest Interludes were released, and now, there’s three of them.

• We learn and forget who the former Dendro Archon is. Like, who the fuck is Rukkhadevata?

• Who the fuck is Scaramouche?

• Dainsleif returned once, and he’s coming back again next patch.

• Two Lantern Rites have come and passed.

• MiHoYo began operating under the Hoyoverse name internationally.

• The Italian dad's wife died, and therefore, we won't get a part two. RIP Italian dad's wife.

• Speaking of Italians, a certain Genshin character showed up at their senate meeting.

Not Genshin related:

• War, lots and lots of war.

• En passant became a popular search term again.

• Lionel Messi had already won the Copa America, but further reversed his international fortunes by winning the 2022 Finalissima and the 2022 World Cup.

• NFT market value came and went.

• Random people tried to cancel the thumbs up emoji for some reason.

• So many awful shows and movies. Thank the Lord The Last of Us is actually really good.

• Tom Brady retired, unretired, and then retired again. Lost a wife on the way too.

• The Depp-Heard trial

• Elon Musk bought Twitter, and proceeded to make it the most horrendous site ever, not like it already was.

• Andrew Tate gets arrested because of a petty argument with a Swedish teenager, and a Romanian pizza box.

• MrBeast passed PewDiePie in YouTube subscribers.

• Deaths of Bob Saget, Coolio, Ray Liotta, Betty White, Pele, Queen Elizabeth II, Mikhail Gorbachev, Shinzo Abe, etc.

• So much political dogshit everywhere in the world. I will not list them down individually. I won't allow this post to go that direction.

And many many more. Rest in peace to the Eula waiters. We will see your Jesus-like revival on April 12, 2023, hopefully.