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Let's discuss spam, spammers, and the spamming spammers who spam.

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Posted by19 hours ago

Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate…

It’s usually of the tectonic variety.

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Posted by7 hours ago

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TIFU when my wife asked when I knew I loved her.

I said "We were in Rome, the way you knew so much about the city like it was second nature to you. But I never felt you were condescending to me when I'd ask stupid questions. I saw how much you knew, how passionate you could. I'd been bored by all the old building, but you brought it all to life. I think that weekend, was when I realised you could be the best thing about my life."

She didn't speak for a while, just looked at until she said three words.

"Our tenth anniversary?"

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Posted by12 hours ago

A blind woman got on a bus. Sadly, all the seats were taken.

A man noticed that no one else on the bus was willing to give up their seat for the blind woman, so he kindly guided her to his seat and took a standing spot. As the bus started up, the man frowned at the others for their selfishness.

Later that day, the man came home in tears, covered in bruises.

"What's the matter?" asked the man's wife.

"I lost my job as a bus driver."

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