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i’m rich but i still hope people think i’m cool. i smoked a joint with joe rogan once.
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Billy Shats singing for My Chemical Romance now?
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William Shatner reflects: "The moths of extinction will eat my brain as they will my clothing and it will all disappear" dlvr.it/Skh4wW
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let me drag this dead dog down the street by a filthy leash yet again…I’m at the this Friday and Saturday.
(btw the metaphor pertains to promoting on twitter—not performing standup. i fucking love standup. twitter is pennysaver mailer now)
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Albany, I don’t know enough about you to make a whacky quip. Please come to my shows.
albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/53
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Albany, I don’t know enough about you to make a whacky quip. Please come to my shows.
albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/53
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Shocks & Struts, available March 15 for $10 at or March 30 for FREE on . 800PGR.lnk.to/Shocks-Struts
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Howdy gang. New special on deck. March 15th for $10 dollars for you early birds, or wait until March 30 and get it for FREE.
800PGR.lnk.to/Shocks-Struts
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. went to a Monster Truck Rally, had some really good potato salad, and the guys discuss the Alien exchange program known as Project Serpo. LISTEN : link.chtbl.com/hbkMIEOn
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this is a great idea by a great band. i think i may have to follow suit—i mean dress—next time i play tennessee
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As an FU to the conservative government in Tennessee who signed an anti-trans performance bill this week, @Vandoliers performed in dresses for their show in Marysville and they're auctioning the dresses for a few great causes. #vffv
dyingscene.com/ds-news-vandol
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. is back from a treacherous winter run, is stuck in an L.A. blizzard, and the guys discuss the potentially disastrous weather phenomenon known as the ARkStorm. Get the latest : link.chtbl.com/F7G4QIwc
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what is this space alien shit here? it was fantastic and it had an open-access toppings bar and when you were 11 years old you would "accidentally" call it Buttfuckers and your parents wouldn't even get mad. twitter.com/michelledean/s
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Meeting new friends in the emergency room
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i can believe i missed the SAG awards again this year and every year i’ve been alive
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Fargo, you were great. If you’re not laughed out, you should see tonight! get all the laughs you can!
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my MAN—thank you and stay safe
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Took 3 hours to get home from the @kylekinane and @Braunger show last night because the interstate was closed. 10/10 worth it, cant wait to see you each again.
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Kyle Kinane & Matt Braunger: The Roommates Tour with Sean Jordan - Duluth at NorShor Theatre at 8 p.m.
facebook.com/events/1270418
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We won’t be in Fargo tonight because that show is tomorrow. Tonight we will be in Duluth.
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@kylekinane @Braunger GUYS! PLEASE confirm you will show up in Fargo tonight! I know weather is horrible, but seriously, PLEASE show up!
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on our way…
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@kylekinane is your show tonight in Duluth on for tonight? #snowmageddon #snowpacalypse #snownami
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we’re doing the trip from SIOUX FALLS but okay.
just bustin balls.
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Hey, does anybody with a Paypal account in Duluth want to buy a ticket to @kylekinane and @mattbraunger and @seansjordan tonight? I can't do the trip from Minneapolis.
$40 face, buy one get one free with an All Family discount.
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remember dudes, nothing says “alpha” and “warrior” more than a tshirt that says exactly that.
personalize it with a skull or flag or both!
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comedy is “cancelled” when you occasionally have to move your show to a different stadium or run out of shelf space for grammys
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"Comedy is dead" then how can I just have seen hilarious specials from @AtsukoComedy , @marcellacomedy , @marcmaron , and @kylekinane? This is a great age for comedy!
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Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
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hey y’all Elon here. Absolutely impossible to prove that I’m not a super rich dipshit. My all-the-money-havin’ ass wants you to see and this week in Sioux Falls, Fargo, Duluth, and Winnipeg. You could win a free Tesla.
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I can’t believe Netflix passed on my new special
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Melbourne! VERY excited to be returning to in a bit. I’m also popping by Brisbane and Sydney.
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when did i start following so many cool BRANDS?
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I have a great bit about everything.
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Replying to @druid_mystic
Iono man Kyle kinane has a bit about getting drunk in a Canadian airport and trying to order a whopper from Burger King that I think is pretty great
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Kim: What should we get engraved on our rings?
Me: I have an idea...
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hell yeah. knew it.
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I’m coming back to Los Angeles! (mostly to get some things out of storage)
All guests must bring proof of vaccination and a mask to wear while inside of the theatre.
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"Get me Kyle Kinane. He'll know what to do."
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