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Posted by13 hours ago

made a little school in in one of the abandoned meadow villages 😊

  • r/valheim - made a little school in in one of the abandoned meadow villages 😊
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level 1
Β· 13 hr. ago
Viking

And near an industrial coal plant πŸ˜‚

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level 2
Op Β· 13 hr. ago

🀣🀣 city planning doesn't care about the health of greyling children apparently...

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level 2
Β· 8 hr. ago

PE is just shoveling coal

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level 1
Β· 13 hr. ago
Lumberjack

The Greylings can finally get a good education! 😊

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level 2
Op Β· 13 hr. ago

They'll get the education they deserve 🀣

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level 1

Did people learn nothing from the Aberfan disaster!?

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level 1
Β· 5 hr. ago
Lumberjack

the children yearn for the mines

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level 2
Op Β· 3 hr. ago

🀣 they ask for fun and sunshine and we hand each one a pickaxe and minetime

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level 1
Β· 8 hr. ago

Wonder what classes are offered? πŸ€”

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level 2
Op Β· 3 hr. ago

Well it may surprise you to know that greyling children don't get taught according to Western schooling standards, their subject base is pretty basic, mainly covering topics such as "smack the beehive for no good reason", "practicing the vocal arts of grunt, snarl and howl" and "The basic and shortlived logic of attack the fleshy thing that just oneshotted the troll next to you"

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level 1
Β· 7 hr. ago

I hope you learned something ...

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level 2
Op Β· 3 hr. ago

Well the valheim city council is currently engaged in an emergency meeting to determine the sudden and unfortunate passing of all greyling children who attended the school, they are pouring all their resources into testing the type of cobble stone used in the nearby road path as children generally pick up and play with stones.

It's because of this expert reasoning they have surmised that some of the stone may contain a toxic compound.

The investigation however has been hindered as the forensic teams are struggling with all the fumes and soot being blown on them by the coal furnaces which are behind the school building.

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level 1
Β· 5 hr. ago

Nice, I'm in the process of converting one of the Dvergr settlements in the meadows to a base. I only died twice clearing it out. Lol

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level 2
Op Β· 3 hr. ago

Nice dude! (Not the dying part🀣) the villages offer a pretty cool organic look, I'm considering turning one of the houses into a secret entrance to an underground bunker base.. rate it could be cool.

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level 1
Β· 2 hr. ago

LOL This is great!

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level 2
Op Β· 6 min. ago

Thanks!πŸ€£πŸ€™

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level 1
Β· 6 hr. ago

The sign isnt clear, which way is it to behind the school?

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level 2
Op Β· 5 hr. ago

So one would assume that "behind" means opposite to the one and only front door entrance and if you then look at the arrow and follow the general direction you would see multiple coal furnaces burning. Basically how you would use signs and directions in real life.😊

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