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were–ralph:

i don’t want boy pussy i want Man CUNT i want that pussy that’s gonna grab my dick and shake it FIRM like a job interview

Do you want to be a boy with a pussy or do you want a MAN with a CUNT?????

z-t00n:
“trusty-tnoyc:
“ e4knee:
“ scotchtapeofficial:
“theyre happy to see each other
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when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function
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@z-t00n
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I just had to draw them
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z-t00n:

trusty-tnoyc:

e4knee:

scotchtapeofficial:

theyre happy to see each other

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

@z-t00n

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I just had to draw them

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster, of the contestants with several rubber bands stretched around their heads. Kiell Smith-Bynoe’s bands stretch across his eyes and nose, squashing his nose and ears. Mae Martin’s bands are criss-crossed under their nose, squashing their mouth and cheeks. Jenny Eclair cleverly stretches the bands under her chin, avoiding her face. Frankie Boyle puts the bands on over his glasses, as Alex Horne, with his nose thoroughly squashed by bands, says, “Oh, yeah. That’s a good idea.” Ivo Graham has put the bands mainly over his eyelids and can no longer see. End ID.]

ernestinapickman:

In hindsight the funniest post-canon/extratextual tidbit in friends at the table is in the TM postmortem when Ali reveals that Tender did not in fact genetically modify herself to be a catgirl but rather comes from a long family line of catpeople

mrmarielda:

Four sketches of Mustard Red. In the top left, she is lying on her belly reading a magazine, labelled "Magazine that kills you (normal)". The next is her in a too small t-shirt with a wobbly smile on her face. The next is her looking happy with her hands clapped together. The final one is her with a more neutral smile on her face.ALT
Five sketches of Mustard Red and Kalvin Brine. They are of very similar sizes and builds. The largest is a color drawing where they are standing next to eachother looking happy and bubbly. Three are line only sketches where they are mirrored to each other and making similar expressions. the final one is a tiny sketch of them laughing and skipping together, hand in hand.ALT

i believe that mustard red and kalvin brnine are the same person and must inevitably fall in love and/or murder each other

fourteenfishteen:

fourteenfishteen:

next episode we get to see cori emotions hour…………

tfw ur dad died. in a tragic manslaughter accident. and ur other dad captain kalvin brnine wants to risk blowing up the sun. doesn’t she care about the consequences of taking a big swing like that. its like. when u swing a hammer u don’t know who else its going to hit. or something

mrmarielda:

A digital drawing of Adaire Ducarte from Friends at the Table riding a mechanical bull. She's wearing a bra with fringe halfway down the cup, jean shorts with a belt buckle, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat.ALT

yeehaw 😌

aglennco:

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F@tT Pinup Week: a hint of violence (a magazine…)

digitaldiscipline:

noknowshame:

sashaforthewin:

moirainessuspenders:

Ms. Rosamund “I have three late-night hours to kill so I’m going to brute force my way into a pineapple” Pike

ha hee hee HEEE! wowza.

I was indifferent to her before, but watching her decide to spend the three hours leading up to an interview clawing open a pineapple with her bare hands, I am now strongly in favor of her

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okay i couldn’t get this out of my head so I bought a pineapple and tried it and not only does it work but the effort required is an excellent source of enrichment and bloodlust reduction

@were–ralph sorry about your ass, bro

sivavakkiyar:

metamatar:

metamatar:

the european quest for indian riches changed the world so irrevocably, and it leaves these terrible echoes, for those that live in the caribbean now are deemed west and east indians and the native americans deemed indians too and when india is finally opened up inevitably the forms of immiseration evolve. but the plunder continues.

@andreagrimes replied

in colonial times the spanish also called filipinos ‘indios’ a term which denoted illiteracy and poverty

colonizers see non white people and be like is anyone going to call them indians

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