[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster, of the contestants with several rubber bands stretched around their heads. Kiell Smith-Bynoe’s bands stretch across his eyes and nose, squashing his nose and ears. Mae Martin’s bands are criss-crossed under their nose, squashing their mouth and cheeks. Jenny Eclair cleverly stretches the bands under her chin, avoiding her face. Frankie Boyle puts the bands on over his glasses, as Alex Horne, with his nose thoroughly squashed by bands, says, “Oh, yeah. That’s a good idea.” Ivo Graham has put the bands mainly over his eyelids and can no longer see. End ID.]
In hindsight the funniest post-canon/extratextual tidbit in friends at the table is in the TM postmortem when Ali reveals that Tender did not in fact genetically modify herself to be a catgirl but rather comes from a long family line of catpeople
tfw ur dad died. in a tragic manslaughter accident. and ur other dad captain kalvin brnine wants to risk blowing up the sun. doesn’t she care about the consequences of taking a big swing like that. its like. when u swing a hammer u don’t know who else its going to hit. or something
Ms. Rosamund “I have three late-night hours to kill so I’m going to brute force my way into a pineapple” Pike
ha hee hee HEEE! wowza.
I was indifferent to her before, but watching her decide to spend the three hours leading up to an interview clawing open a pineapple with her bare hands, I am now strongly in favor of her
okay i couldn’t get this out of my head so I bought a pineapple and tried it and not only does it work but the effort required is an excellent source of enrichment and bloodlust reduction
the european quest for indian riches changed the world so irrevocably, and it leaves these terrible echoes, for those that live in the caribbean now are deemed west and east indians and the native americans deemed indians too and when india is finally opened up inevitably the forms of immiseration evolve. but the plunder continues.
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