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Title: The Amazing Race: Heroes Edition

Posting: The week of July 31st

Author:  DeamonSlayer576 [AO3]

Artist:  Girl_Back_There @gotlostonmywayhome​ [Twitter] [AO3]

Rating: Mature

Pairings: Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes, Minor: Peter/Wade

Tags/Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Reality TV, Mutual Pinning, Nurse Bucky, Strangers to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, Idiots in love, Natasha is a bro, Bi Steve

Summary:

What to do when the public isn’t too happy with the Avengers? Why, go on reality TV, of course! In the newest season of The Amazing Race, the Avengers team up with everyday heroes to race around the world for charity and good PR. Follow Steve and his partner—the sassy ER nurse Bucky from Indiana—as they eat, sing, dance, wrangle, and run through eight countries…all with the goal of winning the grand prize of one million dollars (and maybe find love in the process).

Excerpt:

“I have a good feeling about this. Should we do it?”

“I have a good feeling too, Bucky. I think we should.”

“We’ll take it!”

As Bucky and Steve strolled through the airport with their tickets in hand, Bucky felt on top of the world. With Steve at his side nothing could go wrong.

Okay, so a lot of things could go wrong.

Today in history: operation mince meat.

In order to trick the Germans into thinking that they were landing in Greece instead of Italy, the British dressed a welsh corpse as a naval officer, handcuffed it to a briefcase containing phoney intel, and dropped in the sea to wash up in Spain. The English send an emergency report saying that the body is important and they need it back right away, and the nazis of course now REALLY want to examine it. Spain relents and let’s the nazis examine the body for a few hours. THE NAZIS FELL FOR IT!!!

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