Watch me get a bunch of notes:
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miri-tiazan asked:
Wait, orcas murder things by yeeting them up into the air? What part of that kills them?
bunjywunjy answered:
the part where a 6-ton animal cannonballs into them at 30 mph and reduces all of their internal organs to a fine paté
this:
is functionally identical to the human experience of not looking both ways, getting clipped by a speeding semi, and being sent flying through the front window of the 7-11 across the street (except that the semi doesn’t turn around and eat you afterwards)
This is my aesthetic. I've found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns.
Mira Bellwether, author of Fucking Trans Women, died today. The world is poorer for her absence.
Postcard from the artist collective project THINK AGAIN
How do they scare people straight?
threaten rejection from family and society, justify hate in the name of god, spread myths about perverts and molesters, incite fear about disease, spread lies about human sexuality, threaten rejection from work and community, propagate lies about sin, publicly humiliate queers, withhold information about sex, erase queers from history, allow homophobia on television, deny queers equal protection under the law, promote family values, promise happiness to those who conform.
Crying right now because trans people are so amazing… Smoking weed too… Merry Christmas…
Smoking TWO blunts this year… All for you, trans people.
The fight for trans rights bringing about an end to the United Kingdom will be extremely funny.
it’s almost like everyone forgot how pissed off scotland was the last time england tried to tell them which people could wear skirts and which people had to wear pants
We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.
Barry: Eat the rich!
Bruce: Oh thank Go-
Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵
It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.
Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?
“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”
“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”
“I did.”
“…WHAT?!”
“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”
This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.
Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?
Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-
Justice League: -horrified screeching-
pLEASE- 😭🤚
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people need to stop hating on teachers who use outdated memes in class presentations and start hating on tiktok teachers that talk about fanfic and shipping their students
Tim: Christmas lights?
Dick: Check.
Cassandra: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Dick: Check.
Duke: Santa suits?
Dick: Check.
Damian: Shovels?
Dick: Check.
Jason: Alibi and bail money?
Dick: Check- wait, WHAT?!
