Happy place

matcha-ryn

tarynel

A lot of women lower their standards to seem like the cool girl. They don’t wanna come off as a bitch or a gold digger when in reality all they want is effort. That may work for you in the first stages of the relationship but I guarantee you will be pissed a few years in. When he puts 0 effort into doing nice things or actually leaving the house. Don’t set yourself up for failure like that. Be firm in what you want.

everydayfixxxx

But if you’re attracting your standard you wouldn’t do that.

tarynel

There are plenty of women who could do better but choose not to for whatever reason. This is a post for women so I really do not care for a man’s input. Good day.

Source: tarynel

l-kaye

insomniac-arrest

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter
don’t understand twitter
posts are in chronological order
spite
no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
mega spite

like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes
god, wht the fuk even is twitter
they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

insomniac-arrest

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

cityelf

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

what-hath-science-wrought

my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.

Source: insomniac-arrest

stileslittlebanshee

psychojello

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

Source: psychojello