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Reverse Uno 😂
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SUNDAY INTERVIEW
Is SRK not a thankful star or did he not thank his singers for songs that made blockbuster films?
Bollywood singer Kumar Sanu tells me on
हमने सीन�यर�ज़ को respect किया स�रेश वाडकर या शब�बिर हो.पर शाह र�ख़ ने नहीं
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She is none other than Shrimati , our finance minister buying vegetables like a common citizen and interacting with vendors.
देश और घर दोनो की अर�थव�यवस�था की देख रेख
This can be seen only in PM 's govt
प�रतिनिधि सिर�फ देश की सेवा के लि�!
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When I came to Mumbai, SP ji was the king. Like any king, his party collected taxes (sic). Many Bollywoodiyas contributed generously. In return they were allowed to create own kingdoms. I always wondered who were those people.
This 👇 from has cleared all my doubts.
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आतंकवादियों का नाम बदल कर पोलिटिकल प�रिसनर रख दिया..
आर�फा जी स�ट�रेटेजी बदल रही हैं आइडियोलॉजी नहीं। �
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कटते à¤à¥€ चलो बढ़ते à¤à¥€ चलो बाज़ू à¤à¥€ बहà¥?त हैं सर à¤à¥€ बहà¥?त
चलते à¤à¥€ चलो कि अब डेरे मंज़िल ही पे डाले जाà¤?à¤?गे
Despite heavy rains and water-logging, a full house of people to listen to the family members of political prisoners like Umar Khalid,Khalid Saifi, Anand Teltumbde & many more
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गोवा में 3.5 करोड़ पर�यटक तो काशी धाम में 10 करोड़ पर�यटक आये!
सच में à¤à¤¾à¤°à¤¤ बदल रहा है। ðŸ™?ðŸ?½ðŸ‡®ðŸ‡³
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WATCH: Glimpses from the spectacular light and sound show at Sun Temple in Modhera, Gujarat which will begin with PM 's visit on 9th October.
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You are preserving idea of “diversity� by making fun of one religion & not even fact checking other and your colleague is preserving idea of only his religion. Don’t make a fool of yourself or at least avoid displaying it in public.
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नà¤à¤ƒ सà¥?पृशं दीपà¥?तमà¥? : Touch the sky with glory
This motto of Indian Air Force which has been taken from Shrimad Bhagwad Geeta can bring chills to anyone. Let’s celebrate the heroes who protect our skies. Happy Indian airforce day to all.
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प�रणाम ��
ये मेरे पिता जी है, ये अपना सारा जीवन मंदिर में à¤à¤—वान शà¥?री राम जी à¤?वं à¤à¤—वान शिव जी की सेवा में वà¥?यतीत कर दिà¤? हमारे पास कोई जमापूंजी नही है और आखिरी समय में इनकी किडनी खराब हो गई है जिसका इलाज का खरà¥?च उठा पाना हमसे संà¤à¤µ नहीं है,
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There have been 2 incidents of Vande Bharat being damaged due to accidents in last 2 days & certain people are enjoying as if it shows 'Make in India' has failed
But facts say something else.. ++
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ज़मीन के बदले नौकरी देने का रैकेट चलाने पर लालू यादव, राबड़ी यादव समेत 14 पर सीबीआई ने दायर करी चार�जशीट
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Anna created this fraudster
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1) Alt News was founded in 2017 & till today 7/10/2022 (more than 5 years), Alt News have not fact-checked single fake news by Dhruv Rathee
No data on fake news by Dhruv Rathee on both portals of AltNews (English & Hindi)
That's how left ecosystem work. Neutral Alt News for you
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Thanks for the suggestions. I prefer meming. It's more fun.
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Replying to @spvaid
Unfortunate that such a senior IPS officer who has held responsible posts has been reduced to an IT cell troll. Why don’t you try gardening or pottery or basket weaving, sir, if you find it hard to pass time post retirement. Those are dignified hobbies.
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He looks like Delhi mein Dry fruit bechne wala Kabuli
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You know someone is #NuttyForYou when they _______
#SayItWithAKiss
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#Watch: Video taken some moments before the avalanche hit Mount Draupadi ka Danda-II in Uttarakhand's Uttarkashi district
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Moral victory for Fault News ��
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The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2022 #NobelPeacePrize to human rights advocate Ales Bialiatski from Belarus, the Russian human rights organisation Memorial and the Ukrainian human rights organisation Center for Civil Liberties
@NobelPrize
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Yet hindus people will vote for them
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'Don't worship Hindu gods...' @AamAadmiParty and @ArvindKejriwal 's minister Rajendra Pal Gautam in the dock over Delhi mass conversion event
Details: bit.ly/3rDD64I
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Fools laugh at others, wisdom laughs at itself.
When somebody challenges you, fight back, be brutal and be tough.
India’s proud railway engineers hit back at as they get Vande Bharat on track again after the party had ridiculed the train…
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2 min silence for them who thought Chubair & Takla will get Nobel
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Boyfriend came all the way from Amreeka to celebrate my birthday. Happiness overloaded ����
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Is Hanuman a Monkey, a Human or Supernatural power?
First of all, he is neither a Monkey nor a Human. You can think of him as Supernatural. But since he incarnated on this earth, he lived a normal living-thing's life.
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So by the looks of it, Flipkart wasn't to blame for the delivery issues people faced. Lucknow police are on point by promptly arresting this group and bringing an end to their activities.
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कटिहार : 9 साल की बच�ची से द�ष�कर�म के आरोपी मोहम�मद सगीर की पेड़ से बांधकर जमकर पिटाई, आरोपी की ह�ई मौत।
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Hum jeeta hua match haarenge Australia se T20 world cup final mein 👎
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à¤à¤—वान राम को मानने वाला उनके जनà¥?म सà¥?थान मà¥?खà¥?य मंदिर के आड़े नहीं आते अंकल
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World : We will have flying cars by 2023
Meanwhile Pakistan :
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Hello This person studying in is abusing Hindu Devi on the auspicious occasion of Dussehra. Requesting authorities and school both to take action against
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गोरखपà¥?र चिड़ियाघर à¤à¥?रमण के दौरान मà¥?खà¥?यमंतà¥?री योगी आदितà¥?यनाथ ने पिलाया दो मादा शावकों को दूध और रखा उनका नाम। à¤?क नाम à¤à¤µà¤¾à¤¨à¥€ रखा तो à¤?क का नाम चंडी।
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मैराथन में à¤à¤¾à¤°à¤¤ का à¤?क सà¥?वरà¥?ण पदक तो इसलिà¤? अटका हà¥?आ कà¥?योंकि राहà¥?ल गांधी राजनीति में अपना समय बरà¥?बाद कर रहे हैं। ðŸ™?ðŸ?½
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Yesterday @RahulGandhi covered 10 Kms in just an hour local leaders were stunned.
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Cheers mitron, home calling ��
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