Stealth

Skrubology · 2022-05-20T22:16:07+00:00

Imagine being the neighbor walking out and seeing the Ass slinging slapper take another victim.

Eastbound_AKA · 2022-06-30T19:42:09+00:00

Dude, this guy is a legitimate bad ass.

Greets neighbor with a pleasant Good Morning, he's thoughtful.

Comments he needs to clean his car, responsible and foward thinking.

Immediately runs to the rescue of his wife, brave.

Identifies the threat in extra close proximity, showing he is well versed in local fauna before making an initial attempt at subverting the threat. Yeet.

When bawbcat escalates he is prepared to meet the escalation in a defensive manner to protect his family.

Also he uses a reusable coffee mug.

BugZealousideal9618 · 2022-06-30T17:08:07+00:00

And this is why nonslip shoes are important in the work place.

ImDyxlesic- · 2022-06-23T13:46:30+00:00

Arthur Dent should take notes.

FrostyFroZenFrosTen · 2022-06-30T12:39:39+00:00

How do you make new chefs?

princealbertnyourcan · 2022-06-28T20:48:06+00:00

It's not a Waffle House. It's a Waffle Home.

TLD18379 · 2022-06-29T12:18:45+00:00

Never mess with a fast food worker. They are constantly pissed off and just waiting for the smoke.

em1091 · 2022-06-29T15:22:23+00:00

More like “epoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon”

Tollhouser · 2022-01-28T04:55:02+00:00

Cat was going back to his spawn point for the loot he dropped

regian24 · 2022-06-28T13:52:30+00:00

She also started out totally normal, searches for her phone, pulls it out, sees text from Satan, “The time is nigh my child, destroy the bearer of the Pringles.”

davgt5 · 2022-06-27T22:07:14+00:00

I couldn't find a news article but one of the many YouTube videos the driver actually comments on it, I'll just paste it here-

'John Adams

8 years ago

That was me in the van. The Peugeot driver had his 8 yr old daughter in the front seat too. He was on the phone arguing with his ex wife. He missed his turn so stopped suddenly. I stopped, the Audi behind me stopped but the 40 ft articulated lorry didn't he was doing 50 in a 50 zone. The blue car driver was banned and fined and imprisoned for 16 weeks and must retake his test. I got a fractured skull broken ribs, severe whiplash and a stroke 3 months later, justice served???'

lamps90 · 2022-06-28T17:20:25+00:00

Abuse is always being attacked consistently when unprovoked, whether it be physically, verbally or psychologically, if you need to wonder like you said good chance you might not be as most abusers don't believe they are or they know and just don't care, but also I wouldn't apply that logic to every situation its best to be informed of everything before you come to full conclusion

JefferyDexterB · 2022-06-17T22:38:10+00:00

No I’m pretty sure fire hot.

SwiftFool · 2022-06-28T15:19:14+00:00

Shouldn't it be 5:00 minutes for fighting then?

Other-Negotiation328 · 2022-06-27T23:57:14+00:00

That's one way to wash your butt quack!

LordFends · 2022-06-27T03:28:37+00:00

That's literally all the ~~dog~~ cop is, because that's how it's been trained. When master says attack; you attack no questions asked or apprehension allowed. Honestly owning one of those ~~dogs~~ cops must be such a crazy power trip because whenever you feel like it you can just tell the ~~dog~~ cop to fuck someone up and they'll happily do it. They even like refuse to stop just because they're so eager to please and don't want you to get the impression they're some lazy quitter.

Still works lol

LifeVitamin · 2022-06-26T21:05:51+00:00

You motherfuckers are the reason I second guess myself.

ShrimpCrackers · 2022-06-25T16:48:59+00:00

Then you know jack fucking shit about China. I'm speaking as an Asian person who has lived in China before.

China always downplays injuries and deaths? Citation needed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_misinformation_by_China

https://www.forbes.com/sites/georgecalhoun/2022/01/25/chinas-covid-data-gaps-and-inaccuracies-new-reports-from-science-and-nature/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/13/china/china-tangshan-restaurant-gender-violence-intl-hnk-mic/index.html (Note, they still censored any results of what happened to these women

There's fucking Tiananmen Square.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions (Massive explosion taking out an entire comlpex, they claimed only 173 deaths. The explosion was so big that you could see it from space.

This is a nation that when they can, covers up their military accidents and covered up a space rocket that failed to launch and destroyed an entire town.

In the massive Wenzhou train collision they claimed only 40 died where to cover up the thing they immediately broke apart the carriages with backhoes and buried them nearby. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenzhou_train_collision

I could go on and on and on. They're no different at all than Russia in this respect, they believe many deaths is an indicator of government incompetence in some fashion or another. This was a road safety issue, of course they're going to downplay that.

CriticalThinker_501 · 2022-06-25T19:22:07+00:00

"Authorities put a tarp on one of the victims as he was deeply reflecting about the latest event and his concentration was being affected by the glaring sunlight."

SleepingBeastie · 2022-06-25T11:53:24+00:00

According to this video they did.

Edit: many other people found pics of the bodies, so clearly they didn't. I had my doubts too about CCP admitting fault. Should've Googled more. I do think that second angle is helpful in seeing what happened though.

pilibitti · 2022-06-25T16:45:45+00:00

Cause he seems to be innocent /s

bucketofhorseradish · 2022-06-25T00:42:22+00:00

we can solve this issue by attaching a fuckload of guns to every speaker system sold henceforth

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