Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

Benny was your typical Viking. Strong, tall and courageous, he was the ideal viking in every way, except for one.

See, Benny couldn’t grow a beard. For all his 30 winters on Earth, he still had just as smooth a face as the day he was born.

This bothered Benny, because when he was out pillaging, nobody took him seriously.

Who is scared of a baby faced warrior that looks like he’s 16?

The final straw for Benny just happened at the last raid. His opponent laughed at him and asked the Vikings to send him a man instead of a boy.

Well, Benny might have slain that warrior for his crass comment, but his confidence was beginning to fade.

So that night, during the rioting, looting and pillaging, Benny got very, very drunk on mead and wandered out into a field.

“Odin!” he yelled. “Why have you forsaken me? Why have you cursed me with this face?”

Benny was surprised to hear an answer back.

“Benny! I have not forsaken you, why do you say such things?”