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Let's discuss spam, spammers, and the spamming spammers who spam.

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Posted by16 hours ago

The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like

My wife tells me that's not what 'You could have a stroke at any moment ' means

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(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt.

When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger.

Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve Negroes".

Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my damn cheeseburger".

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Posted by6 hours ago

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. They never get to keep the house.

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Posted by22 hours ago

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A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her.

Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving.

But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, "Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line." "Wow," the woman said, "glad to hear it."

"If I may ask," said the Parrot, "what on Earth did that turkey say to you?"

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