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Mark “the Zuck” Zuckerberg stops by the UFC apex by adminswannabanme in MMA

[–]nudiecale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he is trying to court one of the female friends and eating the others would likely frighten her more than arouse her for procreation.

Gaslighting and victim blaming by Clean_Ice2924 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]nudiecale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, fair. But y’all’s bodies can still “shut that whole thing down” if it’s a legitimate rape, right?

/s

To do a gender reveal by Ig3tNoBitches in therewasanattempt

[–]nudiecale 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My son is going to be 9 next year and I’m pretty sure I’m going to give him away and try again because the little shit has done nothing for my social media presence. Should have gotten a parrot.

To do a gender reveal by Ig3tNoBitches in therewasanattempt

[–]nudiecale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s gonna be badass!

North Carolina Sheriff Jody Greene goes on racist tirade after announcement that his narrow election win is being investigated. by Chocolat3City in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they have humor classes at the anti-racism university, do not take them! It will only hurt your GPA.

North Carolina Sheriff Jody Greene goes on racist tirade after announcement that his narrow election win is being investigated. by Chocolat3City in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do a kickstarter

Tom Hardy questioned about his sexuality by clueless reporter by Chopsuiiisauce in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except skin color is obvious. People don’t make the choice to “come out” as white or black or whatever. Asking how he felt, as a white person, using extremely racist language even for a movie is an obvious question. It is nothing like asking about personal sexuality.

Tom Hardy questioned about his sexuality by clueless reporter by Chopsuiiisauce in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t hear Leo get asked if he tried owning some slaves to prepare for his role in Django. Though I haven’t seen all the interviews.

But I guess I’ll avoid becoming a famous actor just in case.

Tom Hardy questioned about his sexuality by clueless reporter by Chopsuiiisauce in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s still coming from a starting point of him ever wanting to talk about his sexuality.

I’ve spent very little time talking about my sexuality, not because it’s hard, but because I’m not terribly interested in talking about it.

Not just the question, but the entire premise behind it, is stupid and pointless.

The number of Russians fleeing the country to evade Putin's draft is bigger than the original invasion force, UK intel says by morenewsat11 in worldnews

[–]nudiecale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well it’s a lot easier to reuse uniforms when they aren’t soaked in blood.

walking is being a SJW by Ang_34 in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Mom, I don’t feel safe crossing the street here”

“We’ll suck it up, buttercup! If you get hit by a car, you had it coming. Try being born in the 80s, you pussy!”

“Ok mom, see you after school.”

walking is being a SJW by Ang_34 in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This must be the dreaded “slippery slope” I’ve heard so much about.

Taste the biscuit! by RoRoNoGo in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?

Tucson cops kill man after he points gun at police dog’s head by ThisIsButter1 in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s why when I hear “police get down” I start dancing. 🕺

Thanks i hate windows by Nearby-Simple-7594 in thanksihateit

[–]nudiecale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blursed birth canal

Worst George idea ever? by W3StBr0m in seinfeld

[–]nudiecale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best Batman

Children playing on the building by filmikitv in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little guy could get a serious bump on the noggin. Glad he was being careful.

Children playing on the building by filmikitv in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phone bad grrrrrrrr

Winterdabrat (female top gang member from NYC Mitchel Projects) and an associate brutally beat a woman in a subway station. by RondoClinton in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is a top female gang member. She knows how this works obviously.

/s

Fat UK man shamed for having tiny cock during car blowjob with hooker by AssmuncherSpatafore in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give me $20 and find out.

MAGA pRoPhEt says he visited Heaven and saw a dinosaur. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe in believing in beliefs.

Public pranks backfire by cole24allen in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to see one of these assholes fuck up and do this to some dude that’s in the midst of a “Falling Down” Michael Douglas style breakdown.

Is that too far?

A Capitol rioter who received phone call from the White House on Jan. 6 was identified as a 26-year-old Trump-loving New Yorker who joked about shooting Nancy Pelosi by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]nudiecale 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Many people are saying it actually

Davante Adams 'frustrated and angry' after Raiders' 0-3 start by unequal_youngster in nfl

[–]nudiecale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe even one of those Taco Bell/KFC joints.

Man accidentally calls his neighbor the N-word out loud. by real-m-f-in-talk in PublicFreakout

[–]nudiecale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was like as soon as the guy answered the door, salesman’s brain just went “don’t say (n-word)” on repeat until it flew right out of his mouth as soon as it could.

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