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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
absinthe-and-alabaster

Anonymous asked:

one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much

carzinization answered:

The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah

this was a big hit in the extended family groupchat 161 152 (me) 150 145 127 106 96 53 44 & 36 autism tag yourself
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thetransintransgenic

The thing I'm most uncomfortable with this going forward is, like, "the Queen of England" is such a major phrase that I don't think I'll be able to let go.

And like this isn't just me -- large parts of modern culture, songs, phrases, etc. are based on the understanding that the monarch of England is Queen. (What are the Sex Pistols gonna say, now? "His fascist... raging?") And with a relatively minor (and rather negative experience, at that) interruption in the middle, this has been the case for the past almost 200 years. This isn't something we can just CHANGE. I get that she was old and going to die, and if the monarchy was going to continue at all obviously they'd need to find some successor. But everything from that past few centuries makes "King whatever" absolutely incompatible with it.

So, like, obviously that's not an acceptable situation. Which leaves a clear solution


The Queen is Dead; Force-Fem the King

irradiate-space

"Oh, it's quite simple, your Majesty. There's way too many laws pertaining to the Queen, describing the Queen's responsibilities, saying what the Queen can and cannot do. Some of them are load-bearing. Our government can't pass laws unless the Queen signs off on them, did you know? We can't update the laws which reference the Queen until we have a Queen, unfortunately. Which means that if you want to be King, you'll have to be Queen first."

"Mr. Prime Minister, what must I do to become Queen?"

"We've prepared a briefing packet; the laws' requirements are quite scattershot. We've got a team of crack loophole-finders on the case. You must pardon the delicacy of the question, Your Majesty, but have you ever, quote, 'bled from between the thighs'? If not, we'll get a nurse in here with a sharp needle for the ceremonial blood spot gathering."

worriedaboutmyfern

Oh you laugh, but there's an edit war happening on Wikipedia right now—people arguing on the Charles III talk page that the Jamaican constitution uses the phrase "Her Majesty," so Charles constitutionally can't be King of Jamaica!

thetransintransgenic

IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING WE'RE MAKIN' IT WE'RE MAKIN' IT REAL

startrekin-it

Someone on ITV news kept calling him “his majesty the Queen”

drtanner

This is the best thing to come out of this so far. Like I'm holding out for the monarchy to be abolished and for the commonwealth to get dissolved obviously but this is excellent in the meantime.

ibraesil

I have to point out that there is precedent in both King Jadwiga of Poland and her sister King Mary of Hungary and Croatia

ulrike is there any chance your forgotten drag king name is related to jadwiga
junkmayor
teaboot

I noticed when I was a kid that adults seem to forget that everything is real, no matter how young you are. A seven year old doesn’t feel like a helpless infant, they feel the oldest and most mature they’ve ever felt. And they will when they turn eight, too. And nine. Twenty. Thirty. Fifty.

You never feel as young as you are, because you’re always the oldest you’ve been. You can only look back and equate childhood with ignorance and silliness, because there were things you didn’t know then. But there are things you don’t know now, too, that someone older is looking down at you for.

I promised myself I would never forget that, growing up. I put it in a time capsule when I was nine because I wanted to be certain. And sometimes it slips away, and I catch myself scoffing at people younger than me, but you have to fight that. You have to hold on. You have to keep a little bit of your younger mind inside you, so you don’t forget.

I think that’s important.

Remember that you’ll always change, but know that the person you’ll become isn’t going to be any more real than the person you are, or the person you were. They’re still going to feel like You.

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jurisffiction

fuck i got up to some absolutely perfect shit in lockdown

Mordred auspol i was concerned liking my parents would be my downfall its not my fault my grandfathers had such sexy politics quiz personality quiz tag yourself