“She’s not a virgin because there’s not a vaginal opening until a penis makes one.” Lmfao.

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-25T20:55:28+00:00

Also this kind of thinking made me super insecure when I didn’t bleed my first time. By bf at the time, to his credit, either didn’t subscribe to the belief or simply didn’t say anything

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-24T22:12:25+00:00

My mom has said this to me soo many times 😂😂

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T20:55:41+00:00

I am so happy to be bringing this work of art to a new generation

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T20:23:06+00:00

If you haven’t read “Planes, Trains, and Plantains” I highly recommend it.

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T20:19:49+00:00

Yeeeessss

I absolutely love instructions that have clearly been run through google translate with zero proofreading

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T20:11:13+00:00

Man. I love that “Planes, Trains, and Plantains” vibe

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T20:10:08+00:00

Pregananant????

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T14:57:37+00:00

The chinaman is not the issue here!

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T05:07:29+00:00

I found it!

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T03:53:48+00:00

Do you have any specific channels or videos that you recommend?

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T01:36:57+00:00

I mean, ya gotta use watcha got

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T00:51:27+00:00

Anytime! I’ve been at this a minute and it was a slow process. The government agreeing that I can’t work still felt like defeat tho :/ I’ve come a long way, but I’m not 100% at peace with it and probably never will be.

As a funny aside, if you’re disabled Medicaid classifies you at “medically fragile” which I find hilarious.

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T00:48:04+00:00

No, just the chocolatey ones. Strawberry and brown sugar are toaster only affairs

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T00:29:21+00:00

Anytime 👈😏👈

Follow me for more dessert recipes that I ate in college

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T00:27:24+00:00

That’s my bad. I’ll try to be better in the future

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-23T00:20:24+00:00

No, but I have to now

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-22T23:12:59+00:00

Well, firstly, I personally strongly prefer cold desserts so that’s a lot of it. The texture is really what sells me on it though, perfectly chewy without breaking. But perhaps as an introduction to the world of frozen poptarts, give it a go as a sundae topping. Crumbled up on some vanilla ice cream with just a little bit of chocolate syrup

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-22T23:00:19+00:00

I think you mean the freezer.

I will never be above eating a frozen s’mores poptart

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-22T17:52:05+00:00

Personally I say “I’m disabled but I have hobbies x,y,z”. It took me a long time to accept that I was disabled and even longer to be comfortable saying it, but it gets across that I can’t work for medical reasons and pivots to the stuff I can do.

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-18T06:38:43+00:00

Honestly it’s a shame that they posted this without sound. The music she added makes it so much dumber. It really compliments the fake blood and bruises vibe. (sorry for the dumb commentary on the video, it was the first one that came up on YouTube)

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-18T06:18:55+00:00

“And now I guess he’s on crack”

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-17T15:34:42+00:00

Goddamn. Are you me?

Generic_Garak · 2022-08-17T02:15:09+00:00

I think you’re giving idiots an awful lot of credit by assuming that they would know that.

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