by Felsie Farstensen (satire by Jeanette Muck-Rakin)
I know everyone must be saying to themselves, “What were you thinking screaming past a stopped bus, Felsie?” And the truth is, I wasn’t. Just like running a state agency into the ground, driving a truck is best done with your eyes closed. As such, I literally did not see the stop sign that I allegedly ran through.“But you have adorable red-themed glasses, Felsie! Don’t they help you see?”…you say. Yes, yes I do. I found them in the children’s section at TJMaxx and I dare you to ask me whether they have a prescription in them. My obsequious co-workers tell me, right on cue, they make me look smarter. And then I pay them in cash for the compliment.But truth be told, I want to go on the record to explain why I drove around a bus that wa...